He's a Welder - E. Frank Murphy

Have you seen her face She's got a face that would stop a clock And with that face I surely won't stop To look her in the eyes But her money's green Like tea and so's her teeth But she's still so close to my reach If I call, if I call at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all So the story goes I think I'll take her for a ride With this moneybag by my side A gigolo is the only way to go And so I show my face And I can't even fake a smile But I'm laughing inside all the while This little girl, she's a joke, she's a joke, she's a joke Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all He's a whore (I'd do anything for money) He's a whore (Look at the things that I write) He's a whore (Ooh, the stories I can tell) He's a whore (In the morning as well as night) I'm a whore (He'll do anything for money) I'm a whore (Look at the clothes that he wears) I'm a whore (He'll do anything for money) I'm a whore Ans so the story goes I think I'll take her for a ride With this moneybag by my side A gigolo is the only way to go

I was stunned by the light as I looked through your window With the greatest intention not meaning to see I was there in the dark, and I saw you together You were up in his arms, I was down on my knees Get the cards on the table, no need to pretend You've got to be cruel to be kind He can sell you his love, and you know you will pay 'cause He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) Liar He's a liar (and I should know) Well, they told me I fell, but I just don't remember I was standing face down, they were there at my feet There was smoke in the air and the sweet smell of leather I was down through the window and down in the street Well, I'm cold and I'm hungry, but I'm still alive And it's not how I want it to be There's a hand on my shoulder, he said I'll survive but He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) Was it not for the man that was blocking the drive Was it not for the red limousine I'd be millions of miles from the scene of the crime And somehow in this madness believe she was mine but I'm a liar He's a liar (and I should know) Liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar

What a dog, baby! What a dog! He's a tramp but they love him Breaks a new heart, every day He's a tramp, they adore him And I only hope he'll stay that way He's a tramp, he's a scoundrel He's a rounder, he's a cad He's a tramp, but I love him Yes, and even I have got it pretty bad You can never tell when he'll show up He gives you plenty of trouble I guess he's just a no 'count pup But I wish that he were double He's a tramp, he's a rover And there's nothing more to say If he's a tramp, he's a good one And I wish that I could travel his way You can never tell when he'll show up He gives you plenty of trouble I guess he's just a no 'count pup But I wish that he were double He's a tramp, he's a rover And there's nothing more to say If he's a tramp, he's a good one And I wish that I could travel his way I wish that I could travel his way I wish that I could travel his way