Oh, deary me My little brother's in his bedroom Smoking weed I tell him he should get up 'Cause it's nearly half-past three He can't be bothered 'Cause he's high on THC I ask him very nicely If he'd like a cup of tea I can't even see him 'Cause his room is so smoky Don't understand How one can watch so much TV My baby brother Alfie How I wish that you could see Oh, I only say it 'cause I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now, there's no need to swear Please don't despair My dear mon frère Oh, Alfie get up It's a brand new day I just can't sit back And watch you waste your life away You need to get a job Because the bills need to get paid Get off your lazy arse Alfie, please use your brain Surely there's some walls out there That you can go and spray I'm feeling guiltier For leading you astray Now how the hell do you ever expect That you'll get laid When all you do is stay in Playing your computer games Oh, I only say it 'cause I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now, there's no need to swear Please don't despair My dear mon frère Oh, little brother Please refrain from doing that I'm trying to help you out So can you stop being a twat? It's time that you and I Sat down and had a little chat And look me in the eye Take off that stupid fitted cap Oh, I only say it 'cause I care So please can you stop pulling my hair Now, now, there's no need to swear Please don't despair Please don't despair Now mon frère

Don't let anyone Ever tell you Who you are Or can and can't become So what if it's one, in a hundred? Who's to say, you are not that one? Maybe it's, sleepless nights Eventually you'll get a piece of that patriarchy pie They'll be tears, drawn out fights I don't see no reason you can't Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it I know what it's like, in more difficult times I was treading a line Between drive and survival If I could go back see myself as a child I'd say stick to your gun, girl In fact go get that rifle They will try, to take you down Men in the middle Keep the world spinning round Love this life Stand your ground I don't see no reason you can't Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it There's some light Think you need it You look so god, damn defeated Why'd you feel so cheated? Best believe it (Have your cake and eat it) (Have your cake and eat it) (Have your cake and eat it) (Have your cake and eat it) (Have your cake and eat it) (Have your cake and eat it) (Hey, have your cake and eat it) (Have your cake and eat it) Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it, baby Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it Have your cake and eat it

Would you please take me away from this place? I cannot bear to see the look upon your faces And if there is some kind of god Do you think he's pleased when he looks down on us? I wonder what he sees Do you think he'd think the things we do are a waste of time? Maybe he'd think that we are getting on just fine Do you think he's skint or financially secure? And come election time I wonder who he'd vote for Ever since he can remember people have died in his good name Long before that September, long before hijacking planes He's lost the will, he can't decide He doesn't know who's right or wrong But there's one thing that he's sure of This has been going on too long (ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) Do you think he'd drive in his car without insurance? Now is he interesting or do you think he'd bore us? Do you think his favourite type of human is caucasian? Do you reckon he's ever been done for tax evasion? Do you think he's any good at remembering people's names? Do you think he's ever taken smack or cocaine? I don't imagine he's ever been suicidal His favourite band is Creedence Clearwater Revival Ever since he can remember people have died in his good name Long before that September, long before hijacking planes He's lost the will he can't decide He doesn't know who's right or wrong But there's one thing that he's sure of This has been going on too long Ever since he can remember people have died in his good name Long before that September, long before hijacking planes He's lost the will, he can't decide He doesn't know who's right or wrong But there's one thing that he's sure of This has been going on too long