Have You Met Ted

"Have you met Miss Jones" Someone said as we shook hands She was just Miss Jones to me And then I said, "Miss Jones" "You're a girl who understands" "I'm a man who must be free" And all at once, I lost my breath And all at once, was scared to death And all at once, I owned the earth and sky And now I've met Miss Jones And we'll keep on meetin' 'til we die Miss Jones and I And all at once, I lost my breath And all at once, was scared to death And all at once, I owned the earth and sky Now I've met Miss Jones And we'll keep on meetin' 'til we die Miss Jones and I Miss Jones and I Miss Jones and I "Ha"

"Have you met Miss Jones?" someone said as we shook hands, She was just Miss Jones to me. And then I said, "Miss Jones, you're a girl who understands I'm a man who must be free." And all at once I lost my breath, and all at once was scared to death, And all at once I owned the earth and sky. And now I've met Miss Jones, and we'll keep on meeting till we die, Miss Jones and I. And all at once I lost my breath, and all at once was scared to death, And all at once I owned the earth and the sky. Now I've met Miss Jones, and we'll keep on meeting till we die, Miss Jones and I, Miss Jones and I, Miss Jones and I.

Are you thinking? Is she close? Do you struggle with umbrellas? Are you leaving? Are you home? Have you timed this badly? Have we met before? Are you staying? Did you fall? Can you count to ten in German? Can you whisper? Can you lie? Did you design your own website? Have we met before? Are you sleeping? Are you wise? What can you see from your window? Are you hungry? Are you calm? Are you on a great adventure? Have we met before? Are you reading? Did you choose? Can you see into the future? Are you listening? Are you scared? Will you know it when you see it? Have we met before?

I can't understand, she let go of my hand And left me here, facing the wall I'd sure like to know why she did go But I can't get close to her at all Though we kissed through the wild, blazing night time She said she would never forget But now morning is clear, it's like I ain't here She acts like we never met It's all new to me, like some mystery It could even be like a myth But it's hard to think on that she's the same one That last night I was with From darkness dreams are deserted Am I still dreamin' yet? I wish she'd unlock her voice once and talk 'Stead of actin' like we never met If she ain't feelin' well then why don't she tell 'Stead of turnin' her back to my face? Without any doubt, she seems too far out For me to return to or chase And well, her skirt, it swayed as a guitar played Her mouth was watery and wet But now something has changed, for she ain't the same She just acts like we never have met If I didn't have to guess, I'd gladly confess To anything I might've tried If I was with her too long or have done something wrong I'd wish she tell me what it is, I'll run and hide Though the night ran swirling and whirling I remember her whispering yet But evidently she don't, evidently she won't She just acts like we never have met I'm leavin' today, I'll be on my way Of this I can't say very much But if you want me to, I can be just like you And pretend that we never have touched And if anybody asks me "Is it easy to forget?" I'll say, "It's easily done, you just pick anyone And pretend that you never have met"

I can't understand, she let go of my hand And left me here, facing the wall I'd sure like to know why she did go But I can't get close to her at all Though we kissed through the wild, blazing night time She said she would never forget But now morning is clear, it's like I ain't here She acts like we never met It's all new to me, like some mystery It could even be like a myth But it's hard to think on that she's the same one That last night I was with From darkness dreams are deserted Am I still dreamin' yet? I wish she'd unlock her voice once and talk 'Stead of actin' like we never met If she ain't feelin' well then why don't she tell 'Stead of turnin' her back to my face? Without any doubt, she seems too far out For me to return to or chase And well, her skirt, it swayed as a guitar played Her mouth was watery and wet But now something has changed, for she ain't the same She just acts like we never have met If I didn't have to guess, I'd gladly confess To anything I might've tried If I was with her too long or have done something wrong I'd wish she tell me what it is, I'll run and hide Though the night ran swirling and whirling I remember her whispering yet But evidently she don't, evidently she won't She just acts like we never have met I'm leavin' today, I'll be on my way Of this I can't say very much But if you want me to, I can be just like you And pretend that we never have touched And if anybody asks me "Is it easy to forget?" I'll say, "It's easily done, you just pick anyone And pretend that you never have met"

Must've been the way that you touched me Could've been the way that you looked Must've been the way that you loved me Could've been the way that you cooked But I need you, need you bad Yes I need you, need you bad I'm in pain when you're not around me I'm in pain when I'm not around you And I need you, need you bad Must've been true desperation Could've been a feeling inside Maybe I was just getting lonely Got a feeling that I just can't hide But I need you, need you bad Yes I need you, need you bad I'm in pain when you're not around me I'm in pain when I'm not around you And I need you, need you bad Must've been the way that you touched me Could've been the way that you looked Maybe I was just getting horny I got the feeling that my goose has been cooked But I need you, need you bad Yes I need you, need you bad I'm in pain when you're not around me I'm in pain when I'm not around you And I need you, need you bad