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Harper Valley PTA - Lorrie Morgan

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Harper Valley PTA - song lyrics

I want to tell you all the story
'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

Well, her daughter came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mom, I got a note here
From the Harper Valley PTA"

Well, the note says, "Mrs. Johnson
You're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin'
And a runnin' 'round with men and goin wild
We call Santino's grandson and say we had to work that
Way we sent a note from his dad Harbor Road Police Asian
Well, it happened that the PTA
Was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy were sure surprised
When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

And as she walked up to the blackboard
I can still recall the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting
Of the Harper Valley PTA"

"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there
And seven times he asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice
Whenever he's away"

"And Mr. Baker, can you tell us
Why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told
To keep her window shades all pulled completely down?"

"Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here
'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin"

"And then you have the nerve to tell me
You think that as a mother I not fit
Well, this is just a little Payton Place
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

No, I wouldn't put you on
Because it really did it happened just this way
That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

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I want to tell you all a story 'bout a harper valley widow wife Who had a teenage daughter that attended harper valley junior high Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play And she said, mama, I've got a note here from the harper valley pta Well the note says mrs. johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high It's been reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild Now we don't believe you ought to be a bringin' up your little girl this way And it was signed by the secretary, harper valley pta Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon And boy, were they surprised as mrs. johnson wore her miniskirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the word she had to say She said I'd like to address this meeting of the harper valley pta Now there's bobby taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date And mrs. taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away And mr. baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down Now mr. harper couldn't be here 'cause he's stayed too long in kelly's bar again And if you smell shirley thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin And then you have the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I ain't fit Well this is just a little payton place and you're all harper valley hypocrits Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta That day my mama socked it to 'em at the harper valley pta
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I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well, her daughter came home one afternoon And didn't even stop to play And she said, "Mama, got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A." Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, You're wearin your dresses way too high It's reported you've been drinkin' And a-runnin' round with men and goin' wild And we don't believe you oughta be A-bringing up your little girl this way." And it was signed by "The Secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A." Instrumental Well, it happened that the P.T.A. Was gonna meet that very afternoon And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say She said, "I'd like to address this meeting Of the Harper Valley P.T.A." "Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there, And seven times he's asked me for a date. And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice Whenever he's away. And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your Secretary had to leave this town? And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her Window shades all pulled completely down." "Well, Mr Harper couldn't be here 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's bar again. And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, You'll find she's had a little nip of gin. And then you have the nerve to tell me, You think that as a mother I'm not fit. Well, this is just a little Peyton Place And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites." No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, It happened just this way; The day my mama socked it to The Harper Valley P.T.A. The day my mama socked it to The Harper Valley P.T.A. The day my mama socked it to The Harper Valley P.T.A...
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I wanna tell you all the story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well, her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play And she said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A." Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearin' your dresses way too high It's reported you've been drinkin' and a-runnin' round with men and goin' wild And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up your little girl this way" And it was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A. Well, it happened that the P.T.A was gonna meet that very afternoon And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard, I can still recall the words she had to say She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A." Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites! No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did It happened just this way The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
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