Happy Valentine's Day - Richard Geere

My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid And I just want to say one thing Happy Valentine's Day (every day the 14th) I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day (every day the 14th) Can y'all dig that? Now when arrows don't penetrate, see (cupid grabs the pistol) Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here He shoots straight for your heart, now, and he won't miss you But that's alright, y'all won't believe in me anyway, but Ya won't believe in me But you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No, thank you, Easter Bunny There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see Love will rule supreme Happy Valentine's Day (every day the 14th) You got it, when Cupid knocks at your door (you can't ignore me) There's no need to run So, Happy Valentine's Day, hey (every day the 14th) Now I may have it all wrong, see If you know what love means, well Well, somebody tell me 'Cause they just don't believe in me Ya won't believe in me But you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No, thank you, Easter Bunny There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see Cupid will not be defeated Happy Valentine's Day, every day the 14th Now, I know your hearts have grown cold And that bothers me Now, I understand, 'cause I used to be a bad boy in my day I know you tryin' to protect your lil' feelings But you can't run away Ho-oh Ya won't believe in me But you would fancy Hey, don't you supposed to be Some kind of player, or something? Bunny Well, keep on running, player 'Cause I got my good shoes on And I got 'em tied up tight So you gon' find out tonight Got a sweet lil' darlin' back in my corner Below, I know I love her, but act like I don't want her Surrounded by the lovely, but yet, feel like a loner Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart But never know because, shit, I never tell her Ask me how I'm feeling, I'd holla that it's irrele- I don't get myself caught up in the Jello jella And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love But for the record, have you ever rode a horse? Like for you to send me to Pluto, I said, "Of course!" But if you ain't a sweety, indeedy, I won't endorse Han Solo 'til I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force Be with you and I'll hit you when better time permits For now, show me samples, examples why you're the shit But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in? And if you do not know me then how could you be my friend? Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day

Counted up the days Since it went to hell and I watched you walk out Counted up the ways I've tried to save myself and I've kept my head down I think it's time To give my heart a chance See if it's healed by now I think it's time, I think it's time I'm hanging out with someone else I think they like me too When in lust, it's hard to tell When everything feels so new I kissed her hips to find some help But I know it's not the truth No matter what I tell myself She's not as good, she's not as good She's not as good as you, no There's not a day Where the thought of you doesn't wake up with me Gotta be a way I could live without ya and not feel empty I think it's time To give my heart a chance Even though it's bleeding I think it's time, I think it's time I'm hanging out with someone else I think they like me too When in lust, it's hard to tell When everything feels so new I kissed her hips to find some help But I know it's not the truth No matter what I tell myself She's not as good, she's not as good She's not as good as you I'm fine all night Feelings that I can't forget I wish you were Sleeping next to me instead I loved the way your Skin would feel against my chest I pray you're not The best that I will ever get I'm hanging out with someone else I think they like me too When in lust, it's hard to tell When everything feels so new I kissed her hips to find some help But I know it's not the truth No matter what I tell myself She's not as good, she's not as good She's not as good as you, no (Yeah, yeah) She's not as good as you, no She's not as good as you

She was the color of TV Her mouth curled under, like a metal snake Although Holy Wood was sad They'd remember this as Valentine's Day Flies are waiting In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death Slit our wrists and send us to heaven The first flower after the flood I saw that pregnant girl today She didn't know that it was dead inside Even though it was alive Some of us are really born to die Flies are waiting In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death Slit our wrists and send us to heaven The first flower after the flood In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death In the shadow of the Valley of Death.