Grinch Schedule (Dialogue) - Jim Carrey

I'm the grinch no Santa You don't like my manners I don't take no quarters You ain't got no presents boy Imma give you kid empty packs I'm a menace boy Imma cut the lights out So no Christmas boy I got flow like water Waves around the corners This beat is getting slaughtered You'd better call a doctor Yeah they sad I stole Christmas And they need it Dawg Grinch my government name They don't know this Dawg YunG the man He so cool he don't do gang He ain't go no opps Take the throne ain't no thing Tried to reach that place Tried but I fell down Get some bags 100 coins BTC Heart so small like Grinch Shoot your shots you miss No Christmas in this scene Cos I run the city I don't get no tickets 5 in a 2 hour limit I don't get no tickets I'm the man of the city Smarter man Rick n Morty fan These rappers lame Cos they ain't got no plan Green like grinch Paper every week Invest a lot Till I get really rich Slow down you been talking for a hour They need some water Gotta put out my fire I'm the business and the clout Like willow whip it out They thought I was a clown I'm the one that made it out Got my shoes and my ties on Got a cool vibe on Summer jam hot i dont have any ice on I might ride a ghost cab I'm casper with a dark side Opps in my way i dont side step Imma a ride on to the sunset Yeah Yeah I made it Pent house in the top of the city Like the Babel demon city Buy some stocks on us we winning I speak so different And I'm hella foreign Now you know Tell your Joe Brandon Santa ain't coming Grinch is home You sound a lot like Santa I might be you karma Leave me for a hour You might end up sour Heart small hustle big Now you know I'm grinch I don't care who you is I'm out of your league Yeah it's your boy YunG HPC You know what I'm saying Is the beat over yet It ain't over Skrr skrrr Yeah Skrr skrr Yeah I'm back in the game Yah I make it rain I cannot be tamed Cos I'm 10 outa 10 I'm 1 out of a million Get your man a zillion Blood diamonds Make them bleed till they get me some They got a little fame Won't be the same Siamese sharing brains Devan a sage My bro's tooth was in place Till that idiot came You Sucker punched his face He caught a case We gon get you back before summer You picture looks great on a most wanted poster I wasn't there but heard from my brother Oh yeah he called my phone but I didnt answer We got class in the game Skinner gang That's a touch down Not a tanner I'm a coder You're a beginner You're in a rental You don't get it You so fake it's so insane You should get your own car And make sure it's in your name I could have been a saint But you'll never figure out I had to hide that cos y'all keep talking but I trust in God Now they can't get a grasp And they close to the ground I am too big for the planet earth Flying outa space yeah My vision sharp it feels like a tunnel It's okay if you think I'm wrong My kid named Cheech and yeah he a dawg I don't hesitate and I post my bond I just levitate when the bridge ain't strong I know that you soft and you ain't tough No tats on my face Napoleon rage Checked out early I'm done for the day

Call me when you get this I've been thinking a little recklessly Checking off a hitlist Acting like I'm headless I don't wanna let this be And I've been running endlessly Misguided by my jealousy It's like my dreams are turning on me I'm my worst enemy This may be the end of me I got so many personalities Jim Carrey, will you marry me? Jim Carrey, will you marry me? Marry me, yeah Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Never thought I'd say this But everything I thought was me Was just another daydream Running through the daisies Felt like it was meant to be But I was falling helplessly Blind sighted by my vanity It's like my dreams are turning on me I'm my worst enemy This may be the end of me I got so many personalities Jim Carrey, will you marry me? Jim Carrey, will you marry me? Marry me, yeah Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Jim Carrey will you marry me It's like my dreams are turning on me I'm my worst enemy This may be the end of me I got so many personalities Jim Carrey, will you marry me? Jim Carrey, will you marry me? Marry me, yeah Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh Goodbye my worthless ego Without you I'm finally free, oh

Alright! You're a reindeer, here's your motivation! Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you. Then one day Santa picks you, and you save Christmas. No forget that part, we'll improvise! Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey You hate Cheistmas! You're gonna steal it! Saving Christmas was a lousy ending. Way to commercial! ACTION! (Scuffle noise) BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! Cut, print, check the gate moving on!

Sound like good herb My name is King Iso And I feel like singin I woke up this morning no recollection of me Looked in a mirror here but there was no reflection to see I had a feeling this would happen, I've accepted defeat Hope I still tell myself I love you though whenever we meet Is it true we embody what we do Can somebody help me through 'Cause I'm truthfully losing it probably I don't know I don't want to do nothing no more Used to be everything but now I know I'm nothing no more It's serene and so peaceful and blissful this way Conversations with Plato out hemp getting blazed I'm so high and so far from the norm this is some'n See I'm finding myself in this world all alone Hey now Can you understand my disposition now I had to lose everything for me to figure this shit out, woah Never thought any of this shit would amount To my selfless happiness, now I know this is what it's bout me Ay, ay, ay You did it you made it Ay, ay, ay You did it you made it Pull up on one of my homies like ay Pull up on one of my homegirls like ay Pull up myself when I'm low be like ay One day I tell the whole world like you did it you made it Pull up on one of my homies like ay Pull up on one of my homegirls like ay Pull up myself when I'm low be like ay One day I tell the whole world like You did it you made it So tell me who you idolize? What is the plane of existence in which your idol lies? Would you defend the truth for them soon as your idle lies? Or lose hope and remain idle while Tears fall down look in your idol's eyes If I do I would fly I've never seen 'em before but really I do try That means I'm searching for me right if my idol's eye I'm in the mirror, me and God seeing eye to eye Finally revitalized Perpetual peer pressure made me personified Picture painted by supremacy in which I'm not obliged Plato said I'm taught to identify but do not define The only black sheep in the group like shepherds stop the lying What makes me me, is it content I forcefully had to digest just so I can die Or was it God's plan to hide so sick can Iso find But I digress I guess wait am I alive My test I guess that I passed with flying colors Like a rainbow that's inside the sky These doctors plans worked against them Gave me meds to lose myself but what did I do high Literally was brainwashed to unlearn everything I knew It's true so look at my new mind I taught myself but let the universe do a verse And through a verse I'm blowing up now Get it, what's mine is mine But sometimes I'm feeling too famous That ain't me that's the image you painted One minute you love the next minute you hate it Just let go it's so simple and basic We are all one division is tainted That will kill each individual nation Mask is off now like Stanley Ipkiss I'm Jim Carrey in one of them interviews baby Yelling out Ay, ay, ay You did it you made it Ay, ay, ay You did it you made it Pull up on one of my homies like ay Pull up on one of my homegirls like ay Pull up myself when I'm low be like ay One day I tell the whole world like You did it you made it Pull up on one of my homies like ay Pull up on one of my homegirls like ay Pull up myself when I'm low be like ay One day I tell the whole world like You did it you made it I used to recognize myself, it's funny how affections change I'm becoming something else, I think it's time to walk away I used to recognize myself, it's funny how affections change We becoming something else, I think it's time to walk away Ay, ay, ay You did it you made it Ay, ay, ay You did it you made it Pull up on one of my homies like ay Pull up on one of my homegirls like ay Pull up myself when I'm low be like ay One day I tell the whole world like You did it you made it Pull up on one of my homies like ay Pull up on one of my homegirls like ay Pull up myself when I'm low be like ay One day I tell the whole world like You did it you made it

And the Grinch With his Grinch feet Ice cold in the snow He stood puzzling and puzzling (Grinch): How could it be so, It came without ribbons, It came without tags, It came without packages, boxes and bags! And he puzzled and puzzled Until his puzzler was sore Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before (Grinch): Maybe Christmas He Thought (Grinch): Doesn't come from a star, Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.