You can get your kicks wrapping Ann Marie's House Sticking forks in to her yard But if her daddy comes outside You better run and hide You can dial up her number is your refrigerator runnin'? You better go catch it, she'll never see it comin No, or laugh and hang up the phone But if you really want a story to tell You have to make it through the 14 stories of hell I double dog dare ya Show us what you got You ain't nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top Of the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells At the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells There's bodies at the bottom of the elevator shaft I hear the halls are haunted, you better run as fast as you can Or you don't stand a chance My daddy's second cousin made it the seventh floor His flashlight gave out and then someone slammed the door Oh no, then something grabbed his throat I double dog dare ya Show us what you got You ain't nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top Of the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells At the Baker Hotel Out there in Mineral Wells Every girl is gonna love ya Every boy will wanna be ya They won't stop talkin bout ya Once ya make it to the top Of the Baker Hotel 14 stories of hell Out there in Mineral Wells

I don't know how you do it You're writing down little notes about him It hurts a lot when He doesn't love you anymore I don't know where you found it The strength to love yourself When no one else did I heard you say it He doesn't love you anymore And you go to random bars Falling in love with strangers You're dancing with yourself You're drinking water You're buying orange juice for yourself now 'Cause he's not there with you He doesn't love you anymore You're stronger than the fall that made you cry Exchanging bruises for another ride It's not your fault that he couldn't love you And you're not mad at him 'Cause I, I adore you I don't know how I'm gonna do it I've been through worse It's no big deal It's no big deal

My ex's ex treats me better than my old lover I must admit, what a great choice He's so much better than my old boys Don't get me wrong, I don't usually get involved in Love triangles or crime scenes But in this case I'll play it nasty Now I see you looking confused And I hope your best friends tell you how much I care Bet you heard my grand news But trust me when I say that your best friends might not be the best (Talking trash) I don't usually get involved in (Make it last) I'm so young I'd rather live free It's so much better than those dumb boys It's so much better than those dumb boys It's another rumor patrol All you kiddos do is talk shit We're so much better than those dumb boys We're so much better than those dumb boys And I learnt the hard way not to trust anyone I meet randomly 'Cause once you turn you back they might start talking quietly They'll gather 'round, pick a trait Everybody wants a piece of cake If you were me I bet you'd take the bait Oh, don't take this the wrong way But I hope that life won't ever bring me back to you Got a lot of things to say but I'll keep them to myself 'Cause I want this song to be more radio friendly (Talking trash) I don't usually get involved in (Make it last) I'm so young I'd rather live free It's so much better than those dumb boys It's so much better than those dumb boys It's another rumor patrol All you kiddos do is talk shit We're so much better than those dumb boys We're so much better than those dumb boys It's not that we're not forgiving But we do know what's up And we know who might go down next It's not about taking measures But we know that karma's gonna take care of shit I don't usually get involved in I'm so young, I'd rather live free It's so much better than those dumb boys So much better than those dumb boys So much better than those dumb boys So much better than those dumb boys So much better than those dumb boys So much better

They say there's no time to flirt when the world is ending And there won't be no time left if you put your life at the bottom drawer And I've been waiting for the moment that I'd get to the mountain tops Where all my friends are careless And fear's a death that never was But can we dance? Can we float above the city lights? Hold my hand 'Cause there's special time to flirt when the world is ending