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Green Eggs and Ham - Allan Sherman

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@Yua
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30 Sec

Green Eggs and Ham - song lyrics

Cat in the Hat: Oh, I

Frequently think every now and then
Of the glorious fruit of a noble hen

Eggs! Eggs!
E double G S, Eggs!

My knowledge of eggs is
Tremendously wide!

I've eaten them boiled
I've eaten them fried!

Poached and Shirred and
Deviled and Scrambled

Omelets, Schmomletes
Coddled, and Frambled

I've eaten and beaten and
Swizzled and swuzzled

Frizzled, Gadizzled
Bamboozled, and Fuzzled

I know every way that an
Egg can be guzzled!

And thinking of eggs
Reminds me of Sam

Whose favourite dish is

Green Eggs and Ham!

Sam-I-Am: I am Sam!
Sam-I-Am!

Grouchy Guy: That Sam-I-Am, that Sam-I-Am
I do not like that Sam-I-Am

Sam-I-Am: Do you like green eggs and ham?

Grouchy Guy: I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

He does not like them, Sam-I-Am
He doesn't like, he doesn't like

Green eggs and ham!

Sam-I-Am: Would you like them here
Or there?

Grouchy Guy: I would not like them here

Or there! I would not like them anywhere!
I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

He doesn't like green eggs and ham
He doesn't like them

Sam-I-Am: Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

Grouchy Guy: I would not like them in a house!
I would not like them a mouse!

I would not like them here or there!
I would not like them anywhere!

He doesn't like green eggs and ham
He doesn't like them
He doesn't like green eggs and ham!

Sam-I-Am: Would you eat them with a box?
Would you eat them a fox?

Grouchy Guy: No! Not in a box, not with a fox

Not in a house, not with a mouse

I would not like them here or there!
I would not like them anywhere!

I would not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, in a car?
Eat them, eat them. Here they are

Grouchy Guy: I would not could not in a car!

Sam-I-Am: You may like; you will see
You may like them in a tree!

Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not, in a tree
Not in a car, now let me be!

Not in a box, not with a fox!
Not in a house, not with a mouse!

I would not like them here or there!
I would not like them anywhere!

I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

Sam, Oh Sam. Oh, Sam-I-Am

He doesn't want them

Doesn't need them

Wouldn't touch them

Wouldn't eat them

Wouldn't like them here on there

Or any, any, any, any, any, any, any, anywhere!

Anywhere! Anywhere!

Sam-I-Am: Could you, would you, on a train?

Grouchy Guy: No, not on a train, not in a tree
Not in a car, Sam! Let me be!

Not in a box, not with a fox!

Not with a mouse, not in a house!
Not here or there, not anywhere!

Sam-I-Am: In the dark? Here in the dark
Would you, could you, in the dark?

Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not in the dark!

Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, in the rain?

Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not, in the rain!
Not in the dark, not on a train!

Not in a car, not in a tree!
I would not like them, Sam, you see!

Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, with a goat?

Grouchy Guy: I would not, could not, with a goat!

I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere!

Sam-I-Am: Would you, could you, on a boat?

Grouchy Guy: I would not, would not on a boat!

I will not, will not with a goat!

Not in the rain! Not on a train!

Sam-I-Am: You do not like them, so you say
Try them, and you may
Try them, and you may I say

Grouchy Guy: Sam, if you will let me be
I will try them, and you will see

I like green eggs and ham!
I do. I like them, Sam-I-Am!

And I would eat them in a boat
And I would eat them with a goat!

And I will eat them in the rain!
And in the dark, and on a train!

And in the car, and in a tree!
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box
And I will eat them with a fox!

Fox: He will eat them in a box!
And he will eat them with a fox!

With Chorus: And he will eat them in a house!

And he will eat them with a mouse!

And he will eat them here or there!

Say, he will eat them anywhere!

Grouchy Guy: I do so like green eggs and ham
Thank you, thank you, Sam-I-Am

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