Got a party at 8:00, it's 7:53 Keys in my hand, somewhere to be And you come strolling down the stairs You got that up-to-somethin' look on your face Looks like we are gonna be fashionably late But you don't seem to care, so I set down my whiskey and you kiss me You lean your back against the wall When we walk in and it's past ten I'ma tell 'em it's your fault Baby, why you gotta wear them jeans Hair down and a white tank top? Baby, why you gotta be so mean? Looking so good, I can't stop My hands from touchin' your body You know I love it but I got to ask Baby, why? Baby, why? Baby, why you gotta be like that? I'm so predictable, it's like you know That denim and low cut combo With the fire in your eyes Gonna get me every time It's been like that since we met You keep messing with my head You love to play that game And I hate to complain but Baby, why you gotta wear them jeans Hair down and a white tank top? Baby, why you gotta be so mean? Looking so good, I can't stop My hands from touchin' your body You know I love it but I got to ask Baby, why? Baby, why? Baby, why you gotta be like that? Whoa, oh Why you gotta be like that? I set down my whiskey and you kiss me You lean your back against the wall When we walk in and it's past ten I'ma tell 'em it's your fault Baby, why you gotta wear them jeans Hair down and a white tank top? Baby, why you gotta be so mean? Looking so good, I can't stop My hands from touchin' your body You know I love it but I got to ask Baby, why? Baby, why? Baby, why you gotta be like that? Whoa, oh Why you gotta be like that? Whoa, oh Baby, why you gotta be like that? Baby, why? Baby, why? Baby, why? Baby, why?

(Why you gotta be like that?) So back and forth I don't know if you're bored You want nothing then more, ah Say something should change But you just stay the same I can't see in your brain, ah Every time we kiss, I ask you why we do this every time You say that you're just having fun Well, why you gotta be like that? Late night calling my phone Telling me you wanna get close, ah There you go giving me hope, I don't know Why you gotta be like that? Always coming on too strong Never wanna stay too long, ah Then you say that if I fall, then it's all my fault Yeah, why you gotta be like that? (Why you gotta be like that?) Yeah, why you gotta be like that? (Why, why, why?) Can't call it friends Yeah, 'cause it always ends With you bending all your rules, I I know that it's kinda sadistic, and I'm masochistic You push me away, then you say that you miss it I should've learned by now that I can't figure you out 'Cause every time we kiss, I ask you why we do this every time You say that you're just having fun Well, why you gotta be like that? Late night calling my phone Telling me you wanna get close, ah There you go giving me hope, I don't know Why you gotta be like that? Always coming on too strong Never wanna stay too long, ah Then you say that if I fall, then it's all my fault Yeah, why you gotta be like that? (Why you gotta be like that?) Yeah, why you gotta be like that? (Why, why, why?) Why you gotta be like that? Why, why, why?

Might come as some surprise But I've always been more of a Stones than a Beatles guy 'Cause there's a point where the path divides And your feet can only walk down one road at a time It's like this or like that, I'm like that, I'm like this Waving goodbye or a goodnight kiss A small choice but it's not so small What if it's both or nothing at all? Might seem hard to understand But when I was young, it was either Nirvana or Pearl Jam Who was real? Which was better? I thought I knew until one night I went drinking with Eddie Vedder It's like this, I'm like that, I'm like that, I'm like this It's all or nothing in the great abyss A small choice but it's not so small What if it's both or nothing at all? Like this or like that, I'm like that, I'm like this It's like this or like that, I'm like that, I'm like this It's like this or like that, I'm like that, I'm like this And I remember driving in your car When you told me it was Sheila E. or Chaka Khan But what'll happen to you? What'll happen to me When we collapse into non-duality? It's like this or like that or like that or like this Jump on the terror train or follow your bliss A small choice but it's not so small What if it's both or nothing at all? Like this or like that or like that or like this Waving goodbye or a goodnight kiss A small choice but it's not so small What if it's both or nothing at all? Like this or like that or like that, I'm like this It's like this or like that or like that, I'm like this It's like this or like that or like that, I'm like this It's like this or like that, I'm like that, I'm like this