Oh, it's music to my ears Oh man, how can I describe, the way I feel Fuckin' great man Ok, let me see How could I begin [Verse 1:] Locked in mariahs wine cellar all I had for lunch, Was red wine more red wine and some captain crunch, Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, And to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch Mariah what ever happened to us Why did we have to break up All I asked for was a glass of punch Ya see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's Going through your mind after such A nasty break up with that latin hunk Luis migul Nick cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin I want her back ya punk This is hello kitty bed spread satin funk Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk Zapp and eric clapton Shaft, prince, abba, crunk Ya baby I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any spatula that you want Man I really want you bad you cunt Nick you had your fun I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man I could use a fresh batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture [Hook:] Bagpipes from baghdad When will it ever cease For pete sakes he crazy to say the least Bagpipes from baghdad What's going through my mind Half time when I rhyme While blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad Somebody turn the vacancy sign on Cause I'm gone Blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad... [Verse 2:] You could be a permanent fixture In my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip trickster My signature sound When a tube of lipsticks around I'm bound to put it on in an instant Wow man what an ensemble What an assortment of pharma- Ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma I'll cut you like dahmer Pull a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword boy I'm like the fucking red sonja Get it stuck in ya cornea Nice knowing ya norman Your so fucking annoying Drop the shovel boy You don't know what the fuck your doing I ain't playing no fucking more Nick cannon you prick I wish you luck with the fuckin whore Every minute there's a sucker born Snuck up on malachai Made the motherfucker suck on shuck of corn Chaka chaka khan chaka khan Hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and Told him it's fuckin on Now what the fuck are you doing Your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower blowing your bagpipes from baghdad Bagpipes from baghdad When will it ever cease For pete sakes he crazy to say the least Bagpipes from baghdad What's going through my mind Half time when I rhyme While blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad Somebody turn the vacancy sign on Cause I'm gone Blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag... In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they'll become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molesting you Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles It's what they said to the two conjoined twins How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend? You need some ointment? just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip I've just got my one year sobriety chip When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other Especially when they're joined at the hip I'm going to get a needle thread sewing kit In attempt to separate the [? ] back at the loin, shit [? ] Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy! Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid

I sure like that candy I don't go for them turnip greens I sure like that candy I don't go for them turnip greens So when you put it on the table Oh mama think about me Well I don't drink Coca Cola But I sure like the old moonshine Well I don't drink Coca Cola But I sure like the old moonshine Yeah we drink it from a fruit jar With my little baby by my side Well I don't much like walking But I love my Eldorado ride I ain't never cared a thing about walking But I love my Eldorado ride Yeah we run it round the cornfield With my little baby by my side (Chorus)Well I don't drink Coca Cola But I sure like the old moonshine Well I don't drink Coca Cola But I sure like the old moonshine

Put down your things and rest awhile We both know where to go Yeah, daddy had to crash He was always halfway there you know And no, I don't pretend there's any more of that They say one day, you'll look up and laugh And hear the same sad echo when you walk Yeah, the same sad echo when you talk, loud and clear It's the same, it's the same sad echo around here I promise you this winter I will worship you like gold And ride your train forever Electric fortunes to be told And I don't want to question or even celebrate All the joy you took and then gave back too late It's the same sad echo when you lie It's the same sad echo when you try to be clear It's the same as the same sad echo, around here Well, I woke up right here In a pool of sweat With a box of pills and you Yeah, and I'm gonna keep my head I'm gonna keep my cool 'Cause I'm so in love with you Yes, and in another world nothing was like this There may have been a girl There never was a kiss The poison came in liquid She was naked all the time And no one could explain it It was all between the lines And I don't seem to trust anyone no more It could be faith, but now I'm not quite sure It's the same sad echo every day Yeah, the same sad echo another way It's the same sad echo when you call It's the same, it's the same sad echo, most of all Well you just got tired You just gave in You took it hard Then you just quit You let me down You dropped the ball You fell on your face most of all And I don't want to mean anything to you I don't want to tempt you to be true It's the same sad echo comin' down It's the same sad echo all around in my ears It's the same, it's the same sad echo around here

Goin' down to Lillian's Music Store To buy a black diamond string Gonna wind it up on my guitar Gonna make that silver sing Like it was Dreamville A long time ago A million miles away All the trees were green In Dreamville I keep wakin' up all by myself With a Blue Jay in my brain Flappin' his wings Making me sing It was just about to rain Like it was Dreamville Where I was born Light-years from here And the air smelled good In Dreamville Like it was Dreamville A long time ago Light-years from here And the trees were green In Dreamville Ridin' with my momma To Glen Springs Pool Water was cold My lips were blue There was rock and roll Across the dial When I think of her It makes me smile Like it was Dreamville A long time ago A million miles away All the trees were green In Dreamville In Dreamville It was in Dreamville A long time ago Light-years from here And the air smelled good In Dreamville In Dreamville

From a table across the room She was signaling me with her eyes I walked over to be introduced I said, "Hello", she just smiled And said, "I know a place Not too far from here We could get away for a while" Yeah, that's when she kissed me And told me her name I never did tell her mine Magnolia I remember the smell Of the wind through the sweet Magnolia And I know that she's out there Somewhere in the world She's forgotten me but I remember her Magnolia Well her lips were as warm As that wet southern night Her eyes were as black as the sky And I wondered aloud Just what I had done right As I lay there, with her by my side Then she took hold of my hand As she looked up at me And said, "Now I must tell you goodbye" And there in the moonlight As I watched her leave I felt a chill down inside Oh, Magnolia I remember the smell Of the wind through the sweet Magnolia And I know that she's out there Somewhere in the world She's forgotten me but I remember her Magnolia I remember the smell Of the wind through the sweet Magnolia