I'm your idol the highest title numero uno I'm not a puerto rican but i'm speakin so that you know And understand i got the gift of speech And it's a blessin So listen to the lesson i preach I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome I'm kinda young but my tongue speaks maturity I'm not a child i don't need nothin for security I get paid when my record is played to put it short I got it made I'm outspoken My language is broken into a slang But it's just a dialect that i select when i hang I play it cool cuz coolin is all that i'm about Just foolin wit tha girlies, yes i'm bustin it out I'm special ed and you can tell by the style that i use I'm creatively superior, yo i never lose I never lost cuz i'm the boss I never will cuz i'm still The champion, chief one, won't lose until I choose Which i won't cuz i don't retreat I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street You're invitin me, a titan to a battle why? I don't need your respect cuz i Got it made I'm talented, yes i'm gifted Never boosted, never shoplifted I got the cash, but money ain't nothin Make a million dollars every record that i cut and My name is special ed and i'm a super-duper star Ever other month i get a brand new car Got twenty, that's plenty yet i still want more Kinda fond of honda scooters got seventy four I got the riches to fulfill my needs Got land in the sand of the west indies Even got a little island of my very own I gotta frog a dog with a solid gold bone An accountant to account the amount i spent Gotta treaty with tahiti cuz i own a percent Got gear out wear to everyday Boutiques from france to the u.s.a. And i make all the money from the rhymes i invent So it really doesn't matter how much i spent, because, yo I make fresh rhymes daily You burn me really? Think, just blink and i made a million rhymes Just imagine if you blinked a million times Damn i'd be paid I got it made I'm kinda spoiled Cuz everything i want i got made I wanted gear got everything from cotton to suede I wanted lead i didn't beg i just got laid My hair was growin too long, so i got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, i got cascade When the weather was hot, i got a spot in the shade I'm wise because i rise to the top of my grade Wanted peace on earth, so to god i prayed Some kids across town thought i was afraid They couldn't harm me I got the army brigade I'm not a trader If what you got is greater i'll trade But maybe later cuz my waiter made potato n alligator souflee I got it made

A high dollar woman in a low cut dress God never wanted me to have a woman like that I guess A forty room mansion sitting high on a hill I ain't ever lived in a place like that and I never will I've got the mornin' sun, I've got the evenin' breeze I got the woman that I love lying close to me I've got a few good friends and my bills are paid I got the moon and stars above, yeah I've got it made I don't need a gold mine or a long limousine I'm not the kind of man to surrender my soul to material things Just give me a cane pole and a shady spot to sit To me that's about as close to heaven as a man can get But I've got the mornin' sun, I've got the evenin' breeze I got the woman that I love lying close to me I've got a few good friends and my bills are paid I got the moon and stars above, yeah I've got it made I've got a few good friends and my bills are paid I got the moon and stars above, yeah I've got it made I got the moon and stars above, yeah I've got it made

Oh, it's music to my ears Oh man, how can I describe, the way I feel Fuckin' great man Ok, let me see How could I begin [Verse 1:] Locked in mariahs wine cellar all I had for lunch, Was red wine more red wine and some captain crunch, Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, And to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch Mariah what ever happened to us Why did we have to break up All I asked for was a glass of punch Ya see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's Going through your mind after such A nasty break up with that latin hunk Luis migul Nick cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playin I want her back ya punk This is hello kitty bed spread satin funk Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk Zapp and eric clapton Shaft, prince, abba, crunk Ya baby I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any spatula that you want Man I really want you bad you cunt Nick you had your fun I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man I could use a fresh batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture [Hook:] Bagpipes from baghdad When will it ever cease For pete sakes he crazy to say the least Bagpipes from baghdad What's going through my mind Half time when I rhyme While blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad Somebody turn the vacancy sign on Cause I'm gone Blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad... [Verse 2:] You could be a permanent fixture In my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip trickster My signature sound When a tube of lipsticks around I'm bound to put it on in an instant Wow man what an ensemble What an assortment of pharma- Ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma I'll cut you like dahmer Pull a butcher knife on ya The size of a sword boy I'm like the fucking red sonja Get it stuck in ya cornea Nice knowing ya norman Your so fucking annoying Drop the shovel boy You don't know what the fuck your doing I ain't playing no fucking more Nick cannon you prick I wish you luck with the fuckin whore Every minute there's a sucker born Snuck up on malachai Made the motherfucker suck on shuck of corn Chaka chaka khan chaka khan Hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and Told him it's fuckin on Now what the fuck are you doing Your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower blowing your bagpipes from baghdad Bagpipes from baghdad When will it ever cease For pete sakes he crazy to say the least Bagpipes from baghdad What's going through my mind Half time when I rhyme While blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad Somebody turn the vacancy sign on Cause I'm gone Blowing on my Bagpipes from baghdad I run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag... In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they'll become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molesting you Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles It's what they said to the two conjoined twins How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend? You need some ointment? just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip I've just got my one year sobriety chip When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other Especially when they're joined at the hip I'm going to get a needle thread sewing kit In attempt to separate the [? ] back at the loin, shit [? ] Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy! Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid

I have wasted ten years in a blind-fold, Ten-fold more than I've invested now in sight. I have traveled beveled mirrors in a fly crawl, Losing the reflection of a fight. But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north). There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part. Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt). By the lightning and the thunder Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart). I have flown the frantic flight of the bat-wing And only known the dark because of that I have seized death's door-handle Like a fish out of the water Waiting for the mercy of the cat. But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north). There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part. Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt). By the lightning and the thunder Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart).

There's a ship And it sails a sea of light On it's way to me tonight From a distant shore Taking me home once more And the waves And the whistling of the wind Make me come alive again My destiny's at my door Gonna leave this town forever And go where I'll never Need an overcoat no more Where they cry Ooh lalalala, every night and every day Sitting by the Gulf coast just a thousand miles away Where they cry Ooh lalalala, on an island I will dwell Starlit nights in paradise on the Isle of Sanibel There's a girl And I see her dressed in white As she lies there in the night I can hear her cry Where has he gone and why? But she knows That someday he will arrive And it keeps her love alive Dreams can never die She looks across the ocean At sails in motion In the early morning sky Where they cry Ooh lalalala, every night and every day Sitting by the Gulf coast just a thousand miles away Where they cry Ooh lalalala, on an island I will dwell Starlit nights in paradise on the Isle of Sanibel Angels of the water, sirens of the sea Whispering their sweet love songs Calling out to me Ooh lalalala, every night and every day Sitting by the Gulf coast just a thousand miles away Where they cry Ooh lalalala, on an island I will dwell Starlit nights in paradise on the Isle of Sanibel Spend my life in paradise on the Isle of Sanibel

You who rule upon the land, (Do it in the name of love) You hold the future in your hand, (Do it in the name of love) When you take your people down the road, (Do it in the name of love) Before another bomb explodes. (Do it in the name of) Can you do it in the name of love? Can you do it in the name of love? And when you sail upon the sea (Do it in the name of love) This one's for you, this one's for me. (Do it in the name of love) Before another missile flies (Do it in the name of love) You who soar into the sky (Do it in the name of) Can you do it in the name of love? Can you do it in the name of love? And so I shout around the world (Do it in the name of love) To every boy and every girl, (Do it in the name of) Can you do it in the name of love? Can you do it in the name of love? Can you do it in the name of love?