Goodnight and thank you, Migaldi
You've completed your task
What more can we ask of you now?
Please sign the book on the way out the door
And that will be all, if she needs you she'll call
But I don't think that's likely somehow

Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies
The parting, the closing of doors
But we must be honest, stop fooling ourselves

Which means "up yours!"

There is no one, no one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them, you're the same

Goodnight and thank you, whoever
She's in every magazine
Been photographed, seen, she is known
We don't like to rush but your case has been packed
If she's missed anything you could give her a ring
But she won't always answer the phone

Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies
But when we were hot we were hot
I know you'll look back on the good times we shared

But Eva will not!

There is no one, no one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them, you're the same

Goodnight and thank you, whoever
We are grateful you found her
A spot on the sound radio
We'll think of you everytime she's on the air
We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way
So do up your trousers and go!

Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies
The decline into silence and doubt
Our passion was just too intense to survive

For God's sake, get out!

Oh, but this line's an embarrassing sight
Someone has made us look fools
Argentine men call the sexual shots -
Someone has altered the rules!

Fame on the wireless, as far as it goes,
Is all very well, but every girl knows
She needs a man she can monopolize
With fingers in dozens of different pies

Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies!