When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You cannot hold me forever I didn't sign up with you I'm not a present for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singing, the blues So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny black toad Now I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road What do you think you'll do then? They'll probably shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Maybe you'll get a replacement There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny black toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You know you can't hold me forever I didn't sign up with you I'm not a present for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singing the blues So goodbye yellow brick road where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh, I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again Maybe you'll get a replacement There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground So goodbye yellow brick road where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh, I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road So goodbye yellow brick road where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh, I've finally decided my future lies I've finally decided my future lies I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

He was a down home cutie with a farm boy smile Big blue eyes like the Kansas sky He sat down beside me and we talked a bit I told him my dreams, he told me his It became so clear with every word he said That boy didn't have a brain in his head Sometimes I think I'm lost in a fairytale In the land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go Cause you can't find love on the yellow brick road He was acting real smooth when I caught his eye A silver tongued devil with an axe to grind He said those things a girl likes to hear Had a little way of whispering in my ear But he played that game with every girl he met I swear he didn't have a heart in his chest Sometimes I think I'm lost in a fairytale In the land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go Cause you can't find love on the yellow brick road He had long blonde hair and a souped up Ford Pulled up in the drive with a mighty roar He played a good game, acted so tough Had me believing that it could be love But he tucked his tail between his legs When it came to commitment he was scared to death Sometimes I think I'm lost in a fairytale In the land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go Oh I wish I knew which way to go Cause you can't find love on the yellow brick road, no no No you can't find love on the yellow brick road