Girl On TV - LFO

She walked into the room Like people tend to do when they show up She was only 22 And sick of people telling her to grow up It just gets worse the more you wait And you could easily find a date if you only wanted to You're such a pretty girl From your lavender hair down to your combat boots She tried hard to get that feeling That comes easy to you and I Still, she thought it might be funny To do one selfless deed before she died Valerie She doesn't know how to be like every other girl She's alone in her little world And you can't come in Valerie Standing on the balcony And if you look you could see into her mind But you can't come in And if you never knew nobody Then how'd you ever know that you were lonely? She'd known someone who had And if that's the case then what's the point in knowing She stood there in the open For everyone to see Too proud to ask for anybody's help She had this revelation The sheer amount of work that it would take To be like everybody else But she didn't want them anyways She's no damsel in distress She just sipped her daiquiri And wished she wasn't easily convinced But who were you fooling anyways? You should have guessed You should have known It doesn't matter what they say Some people like to be alone Valerie She doesn't know how to be like every other girl She's alone in her little world And you can't come in Valerie Standing on the balcony And if you look you could see into her mind But you can't come in You can't come in You can't come in No, you can't come in You can't come in You can't come in You can't come in No, you can't come in You can't come in You can't come in You can't come in

You should know, you should know You should know, you should know by now What they say, what they say What they say when you're not around And a little girl should be careful, but who's gonna make her? When those boys start playing too rough, well, who's gonna save her? Ooh, remember your safeword Remember your safeword Remember your safeword Remember your safeword And it's a dull, dull world where you need to manufacture some action She'll take you home, tie you up, and slap ya without even askin' And all the clamps and whips in Los Angeles couldn't faze her So if you really wanna see her in pain, just wait until later Ooh, remember your safeword Remember your safeword Remember your safeword Ooh, remember your safeword And if everything could come to a stop, just for something she says I thought the whole point was you were living on the edge So when those sounds start to drift down the hall, and start to freak out the neighbors Remember that it's good, clean fun Just wholesome delinquent behavior Ooh, remember your safeword Remember your safeword Remember your safeword Ooh, remember your safeword Remember your safeword Remember your safeword

Like tall buildings they call skyscrapers Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Spittin' on ya from the top of the Ponzi Spilling your guts just like a fuckin' cup of coffee That was held by a jittery hand Life's a beach leave the shoreline littered with cans and I told ya I don't give a frick or a damn If these doggies wanna play I got the stick in my hand and say fetch I came in this bitch to catch wreck And pack TECs And cash checks And have sex And crash jets And smash cassette decks And when I start to blast I ask which head's next On no bed rest only lots of fluids I shot the sheriff but I didn't mean to do it But I did it like that and what's done is done That's what you get for sparkin' blunts with a gun Fuck and run Liz Phair Kicks and snare Hats and cymbals And Jack was nimble But Jack was dim and he wasn't too quick I reached into his pants and I snapped his dick It's M-80 the raging id The type to shoot up all the parents and then raise the kids As my own Act alone when I crack your dome Pack the cone and light it up like Christmas Life's an art and art's a business I leave the crime scene but I never leave a witness Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors I see pink moons and green clovers Silver bullets plus red blood all over The ill soldier snortin' pure Coca-Cola Tote so many guns I got bad shoulders It's a hold up You're best to do what I told ya When I roll up hide the bomb in a stroller And tear the spot with a terrorist plot When I step into the room and all the flowers just rot And glass shatters Bugs scatter Blood splatters It doesn't matter just how bad it gets Because it only gets worse Matches in my purse To burn the church And spit the gypsy curse I filled the hearse guess I gotta get a crypt I packed the blunt guess it's gonna get lit I skip the diss hit you straight with the fist And leave you miffed Like gorillas in the mist The queen snake Slidin' through the police state But these days I have to smoke like three jays Just to catch a buzz Running from the fuzz Do the dinosaur like was not was just because 'Fuck it' tatted on my knuckles Known to swing a baseball bat below the belt buckle I may chuckle but I'm far from giddy Got my finger on the trigger make it pop like Iggy Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors Can you feel it, nothing can save ya For this is the season for catching the vapors