Gettin My Dick Sucked (feat. Dirt Nasty) - Rap Is A Joke, L-Money & Frank Stacks

I sucked another dick last night Not saying that's wrong or right First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze But now it's just something I do We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight But I sucked another dick last night Now darling, don't get me wrong It'd be you if you had a dong Please don't tell our son, 'cause he won't understand 'Bout his cock gobbling cum swallowing crazy old man Please accept me for the guy that I am Not what I do in the back of a van I sucked another dick last night Not saying that's wrong or right First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze But now it's just something I do We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight But I sucked another dick last night Darling, stop yelling the baby's asleep Didn't kiss neither of you until I brushed my teeth So, I need you to stop all this judging of me The good Lord made all of us differently I sucked another dick last night Not saying that it's wrong or right First few that I blew, I could blame on the booze But now it's just something I do We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight Once a month at most, not all the time You have to trust, it'll all be alright But I sucked another dick last night

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I know this guy named Richard He's my red-necked friend He does everything the hard way You see, Rich don't like to bend He went out for a haircut Get himself a little trim Got hooked up with a beautician And she set out to do him in She knocked Dick in the dirt He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no She knocked Dick in the dirt He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt Now Rich knows girls in England He's a well traveled man He's been around the world, you see He's met some hard demands But, Jane, she knocked him right down Well, he just get right back up, whew Together they have this bond, you see She likes to tie him up She knocked Dick in the dirt Yeah, he said that it didn't hurt one bit, no She knocked Dick in the dirt Yeah, but then she kissed him where it hurt, ow Now, Rich, he got all junked up Something rubbed him wrong But, Jane, she straightens him out Yeah, it never takes that long 'Cause Rich, he has no conscience He's of a friendly persuasion And any chance he has to meet someone new He'll always rise to the occasion She knocked Dick in the dirt He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no She knocked Dick in the dirt He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow She knocked Dick in the dirt He said, oh, it didn't hurt one bit, no She knocked Dick in the dirt He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt Uh, ow