Get the Truck Out - Sim Balkey

We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep Ket Tackyâs gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks Thatâs our melody On the market weâll be very rich one day youâll see On the market I saw grandmaâ Ruth she offered me a pig Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig So I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck Then she got very mad and I said: "Who gives a ------". Chorus: Get the truck loaded weâve a long way to go Get the truck rollinâ away from Idaho Keep the wheels movinâ all the way to Walnut Grove And I know and I know weâre gonna see the money flow. Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake He said: "Snakeskin tires!" They will match up perfect with my boots. Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute! Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred But the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back Chorus:

What do you do in the evening, When you don't know what to do? Read a book, play a game, Every night it's just the same! What do you say if I tell you How to keep from feeling blue, My advice is good to stay, And it's easier to do. When you're all alone, any old night, And you're feeling mighty blue, Pick up your hat, close up your flat, Get out, get under the moon! Underneath the bright, silvery light, You'll be feeling better soon, Pick up your hat, close up your flat, Get out, get under the moon! La-de-da-da-da-da, look! Look! Look at those stars above! Ah, look, look, look at those sweeties love, Oh, boy, give me a night in June! I mean it, when you're all alone, any old night, And you're feeling out of tune, Pick up your hat, close up your flat, Get out, get under the moon! When you make a date, any old night, You gonna meet your sweetie soon? Are you? Hm? Well, then pick up your hat, close up that flat! Get out, get under the moon! Underneath that bright, silvery light, You'll be feeling better soon, Pick up your hat, close up your flat, Get out, get under the moon! Da-da-da-da-da-da, walk, walk, kiss and then walk again, And talk, talk, kiss and then talk again, Oh, boy, sweethearts are all in June! I mean it, when it's raining out, stay in your flat, But on a lovely night in June, Pick up your hat, close up your flat, Get out, get under the moon!