Gaelic Ó Tadhgáin - Lil Dookey & Codito

Lemme tell you a little story about a man named Johnny Tarr He was a hard drinking son of a preacher, always at the bar Lager from the tap or shots of Paddy from the shelf He could open his throttle and throw back a bottle as quick as the devil himself! Johnny Tarr And the word got around that Johnny Tarr was no pretender, From Claire to here they'd lock up the beer when Johnny went on a bender, Down at Dickey Mack's, the Rising Sun, or at the Swan He was drinking at seven by ten to eleven well all the booze would be gone! Johnny Tarr! Chorus: And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it, But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true! It was nine in the morning, on a cold and rainy night, Johnny walked into the Castle Bar, looking to get tight He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye, He said: "Get up off your asses and set up your glasses, I'm drinking this place dry!" Now all the serious boozers, they were soon broken hearted When Johnny finished off six and he was only getting started Guzzling down the pints, knockin' 'em back like candy, He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all night, then Nora brought out the brandy! Johnny Tarr! Chorus: And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it, But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true! Here we go Sheila! Johnny drank the whole damn bottle, had another pint or two, When it made no impression he started a session with Murphy's Millenium Brew He was waiting for his pint when his face turned green; Jesus, Johnny fell down after only fifteen! You could have heard a pin drop, then the crowd let out a roar, It took five Cork women to lift Johnny off the floor! The doctor looked him over, said you'd better call the hearse: But it's not what you're thinkin' It wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst! Johnny Tarr! Chorus: And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it, But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true! And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it, I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, but I swears I has an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!

When I was a baby boy, Me mammy said to me, "Don't mess around with them Irish Girls, They'll never let you be!" I went off to Dublin, To see what I could see... They filled me up with whiskey, boys! They never let me be! Chorus: I miss my home! The chimney stacks and the cobbled streets I roam, Wherever I go, when I find myself alone, I just close my eyes and the memories take me home. When I was a little boy, Me mammy said to me, Don't mess around with them French girls, they'll never let you be, I took a trip to Paris, France, To see what I could see... They filled me up with Ooh la la! They never let me be! Chorus When I was a young man, Me mammy said to me, Stay away from all those Yankee girls, They'll never let you be, So I went to New York City, To see what I could see, They put mustard on me hot dog, boys! They never let me be! Chorus It's finally plain to see, They'll never let you be, I should have listened to all the things, Me mammy said to me! Chorus: And now I am an old man, At the age of 93 I'm on my way to heaven, boys, To see what I can see, St. Peter's at them pearly gates, And as he opens up the door, He says you're not finished yet me b'yyyy! You're goin' back for more! Chorus

Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Sal veit ek standa Sólu fegra, gulli betra Fiar skulu dyggvar, dróttir byggja Ok of aldrdaga ynðis njóta Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Fimm hundrað dura Ok of fjórum tögum Svá hygg ek á Valhöllu vera Átta hundruð einherja Ganga senn ór einum durum þá er þeir fara með vitni at vega Sal veit ek standa Sólu fegra, gulli betra Fiar skulu dyggvar, dróttir byggja Ok of aldrdaga ynðis njóta Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Allir einherjar Óðins túnum í Höggvask hverjan dag Val þeir kjósa Ok ríða vígi frá Sitja meir um sáttir saman Sal veit ek standa Sólu fegra, gulli betra Fiar skulu dyggvar, dróttir byggja Ok of aldrdaga ynðis njóta Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla Ó Valhalla, Ó Valhalla