Funky Chicken Boogie - Shari Sloane

Ain't Got No Funky Chicken Pat McLaughlin You said you want something to eat and I understand Now you said that the people next door offered you some ham I been thinkin the whole long night What poor fool is gonna make it all right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's sad I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's sad (SPOKEN:) Good God, He was only lookin for a Woman who was lookin to hold him tight Good God, She was only lookin for a Man who didn't have no kids tonight Now you say you got the rhythmized touch at makin' love Now you say you got arrested one time, you couldn't get enough Put some powder on your pretty little face 'N' get down over to my shabby little place I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's sad I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's sad Good God, He was only lookin for a Woman who was lookin to hold him tight Good God, She was only lookin for a Man who didn't have no kids tonight You say you don't like the way my momma 'n' daddy talk You say you don't like the way my little sister walks Put some grease in that old grease gun You n me are fixin' to have a little fun I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's sad I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's right I Ain't got no funky chicken mama baby no, that's sad

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Grabbed a towel, but knew I would not surface From the depths of the water Slipped in slowly, let the water rise up against me As I went in deeper let it surround, surround me Wanted to turn around but it was too late 5000 feet under the ground in a lake Wish I could wake realize its a dream, but I was Too damn deep for anyone to hear me scream I want out I want out Sinking, not resisting in anymore Cold surrounds me as fall to the dreaded floor Vision, blurs the would around As I keep on tumbling down Wanted to turn around but it was too late 5000 feet under the ground in a lake Wish I could wake realize its a dream, but I was Too damn deep for anyone to hear me scream I want out I want out Sinking, deeper Waiting till I hit the floor Falling, faster Don't know if I can take it anymore, oh Wanted to turn around but it was too late 5000 feet under the ground in a lake Wish I could wake realize its a dream, but I was Too damn deep for anyone to hear me scream I want out I want out I want help Because, I want out