Friends Don't Let Friends Dial Drunk - Plain White T's

Friday night you love to karaoke The doors open and your first in line You do Sinatra, Eminem or Smokey Next thing you know everybody's dying You probably think they're all laughing with you But let me tell you, it's not that way They're counting down the seconds 'til it's over So as a friend I've got to say Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy Your rap is crap and you just can't sing You think you're Usher, Pharrell or even Jay Z But let's be honest it's not your thing Saturdays you're always on the dance floor Shake and baking everything you've got You only miss a step or two or fifty And all the girls wish that you'd just stop Maybe you need another shot of courage To get back out and blow them away But no amount of liquor's going to give you rhythm So as a friend I've got to say Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy You think you're smooth, but you've got no swing You're Dirty Dancing, but nothing like Swayze So let's be honest it's not your thing Anytime I see you at a party You're telling stories to impress the crowd You make yourself the center of attention But they all see you as just too loud You try so hard to steer the conversation But all your jokes are so passe Everybody's looking at their watches So as a friend I've got to say Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy You strut around like some kind of king But you don't need to be anybody's punch line Just be yourself and do your thing Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy Oh Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy Oh

Pussy-pussy my religion Legs getting tired, can we switch positions? Now we three-way kissin' I wanna make a couple bad decisions Suit up, head rush when I stood up I got two middle fingers that I'm 'bout to put up Boot up, head rush when I stood up Dude, dude Now I'm drunk with my friends (Woah, woah, woah) Bought a couple pillies with my rent (With my rent) We ride, like a Benz (Like a Benz) Shotgun, look ma, no hands (Look ma, no hands) I'm drunk with my friends (I'm drunk with my friends) Bought a couple pillies with my rent (Ayy, ayy) We ride, like a Benz (Like a Benz) Shotgun, look ma, no hands (Look at me, mama) Ah-ah-ah-uh, ooh Ah-ah-ah-uh, ooh Ah-ah-ah-uh, ooh, ooh Ooh, I'm a tornado He a puppy to me, hе go' where I say so I'm a devil with thе halo Hit it for a minute, then I dip like mayo (Then I dip, dip, dip, dip) Put your phone down, we offline Tryna send a couple chills up your spine Hit it so good that you cry You already know I'm not shy Suit up, head rush when I stood up I got two middle fingers that I'm 'bout to put up Boot up, head rush when I stood up Dude, dude Now I'm drunk with my friends Bought a couple pillies with my rent (Bought a couple with my rent) We ride, like a Benz (We ride, like a Benz) Shotgun, look ma, no hands (Look at me, look at me) I'm drunk with my friends (I'm drunk with my friends) Bought a couple pillies with my rent (Bought a couple with my rent) We ride, like a Benz (We ride, we ride) Shotgun, look ma, no hands (Look, mama) (Hey Grandpa, drop the beat) Ah-ah-ah-uh, ooh Ah-ah-ah-uh, ooh Ah-ah-ah-uh, ooh, ooh.

Whoa whoa Hey Whoa whoa Hey We're on a little more than a first name basis If you already got plans then disregard 'em I ain't coming over to steal no bases I'm just coming over to do my part You're a little bit down, little bit out Stuck in a talespin south Little bit jaded, little bit blue I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do Friends don't let friends drink alone If I could pour one through the phone I would, but I can't, no So girl if you're looking for a partner in crime I volunteer to do the time I can mix your drink up fast You'll never see the bottom of the glass We'll wash the world right off your shoulders Yeah 'Cause friends don't let friends drink alone So I'm comin' over Whoa whoa I know if it ever came down to it I'd want you to do the same for me So girl tonight if you gotta go through it Let me do you this common courtesy 'Cause friends don't let friends drink alone If I could pour one through the phone I would, but I can't, no So girl if you're looking for a partner in crime I volunteer to do the time I can mix your drink up fast You'll never see the bottom of the glass We'll wash the world right off your shoulders Yeah 'Cause friends don't let friends drink alone So I'm comin' over Whoa whoa Yeah come over Whoa whoa Love whenever you smile, makin' me laugh We can move this party out back Put around a fire, burn away the blues That's just doing what we're supposed to do Friends don't let friends drink alone If I could pour one through the phone I would, but I can't, no So girl if you're looking for a partner in crime I volunteer to do the time I can mix your drink up fast You'll never see the bottom of the glass We'll wash the world right off our shoulders Yeah 'Cause friends don't let friends drink alone Yeah, friends don't let friends drink alone So I'm comin' over Whoa whoa Yeah come over So don't drink alone Whoa whoa Don't drink alone I'm comin' over Whoa whoa

Well this was their idea To drag me to this bar To get you off my mind They said we got your back 'Cause that's what buddies do We're gonna have a real good time And we won't let you call her We won't leave you alone Now I'm sittin' by myself staring at my phone And all my friends are drunk The band is too damn loud Some stranger's in my ear No one to bail me out The wheels are falling off I'm missing you like hell I'm sober as a judge I could use a little help But all my friends are drunk Yeah, all my friends are drunk They're bouncin' quarters in a glass Harassing all the girls And ain't it just my luck That their all singing out of tune To your all time favorite song Man, this party sucks And all my friends are drunk The band is too damn loud Some stranger's in my ear No one to bail me out The wheels are falling off I'm missing you like hell I'm sober as a judge I could use a little help But all my friends are drunk All my friends are drunk It ain't even 10: 30 yet And all my friends are drunk The band's just too damn loud Some stranger's in my ear No one to bail me out The wheels are falling off I'm missing you like hell I'm sober as a judge I could use a little help But all my friends are drunk Yeah this was their idea To drag me to this here bar To get you off my mind

By now you should know everything you say Can and will be used against you some day I got the microphone so don't go too far Cause I'm gonna tell the whole world how you really are I don't even care how you're gonna feel Cause I've already tried to give you something real So go ahead and get mad never talk to me again I don't even care cause I got my Revenge Revenge Revenge Got my revenge One night you're begging me to stay The next night you push me away I don't need you're promising to give it up Is too late cause now I'm giving up Revenge Revenge Got my revenge By now you should know everything you say Can and will be used against you some day I got the microphone so don't go too far Cause I'm gonna tell the whole world how you really are So go ahead and get mad never talk to me again I don't even care cause I got my Revenge Revenge Got my revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge Got my revenge Revenge Revenge

She said she saw me on TV This girl's a legend in the late night scene And you can see she aimed to please Cause she just wouldn't take her eyes off me She made the music come to life She moved her body like a butcher knife Chopping up every guy in sight She was mysterious I could not resist to save my life I don't know what this girl was after She's a natural, natural disaster She's so sexy I had to have her She's a natural, natural disaster Natural disaster Now when she left me on the floor She knew I'd follow her right out that door She'd always leave you craving more Just the addiction I've been waiting for She made the music come to life Staring me down with those electric eyes And when she said 'Your place or mine?' I was delirious, I could not resist to save my life I don't know what this girl was after She's a natural, natural disaster She's so sexy I had to have her She's a natural, natural disaster Natural disaster All my love What's your name? What's your game? Show me how to play All night long Cause I can see you and me going all the way All night long And I don't even really care what you're after All night long As long as you keep going faster and faster She said she saw me on TV This girl's a legend in the late night scene And you can see she aimed to please Cause she just wouldn't take her eyes off me I don't know what this girl was after She's a natural, natural disaster She's so sexy I had to have her She's a natural, natural disaster Natural disaster I don't know what this girl was after She's a natural, natural disaster She's so sexy I had to have her She's a natural, natural disaster Natural disaster

Driving in from Malibu Reservation made for two Stuck in traffic, be there soon Throw some money in the meter 15 minutes late to meet her Running past the movie theater Nervous in the elevator Will I like her? Will I hate her? Will she leave me for the waiter? But there you are, there you are waiting for me at the bar All my worries disappear 'cause we're here O-oh, take it easy, let it flow Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know O-oh, cracking smiles and making jokes Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know We sit down and order drinks Talk about your favorite things Play guitar, but you can't sing Favorite movie's Dumb and Dumber Drank champagne for a whole summer When you broke up with that drummer There's no pressure, no forever I'm just glad to be together Love to get to know you better 'Cause we're here, yeah, we're here Been DM'ing for a year All my worries disappear 'cause we're here O-oh, take it easy, let it flow Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know O-oh, cracking smiles and making jokes Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know Conversations about art Spaghetti tattoo on your arm Yeah, we talked until the restaurant lights came on We say our goodbyes and you Say, "Let's do this again soon" Yeah, I really hope we do O-oh, take it easy, let it flow Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know O-oh, cracking smiles and making jokes Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know Don't know where it's gonna go But it feels good not to know

My favorite pastime is Getting lost beneath your eyelids I can't stop staring at you And lately, my heartbeat's been studying your body Now I know just what to do I don't know nobody Like I know your body Every shape, every curve Every twist and every turn I don't want nobody If it ain't your body I'll keep you forever satisfied, you'll see 'Cause nobody knows your body like me Each freckle, I outline I'll keep on taking my time Kissing the space in between (kissing the space in between) Spend all day admiring Your dimples when you're smiling So keep on smiling at me I don't know nobody Like I know your body Every shape, every curve Every twist and every turn I don't want nobody If it ain't your body I'll keep you forever satisfied, you'll see 'Cause nobody knows your body like me I'll ace any pop quiz, baby, with my eyes closed 'Cause I know every inch from your head to your toes I don't know nobody Like I know your body Every shape, every curve Every twist and every turn I don't want nobody If it ain't your body I'll keep you forever satisfied, you'll see (oh oh oh oh) 'Cause nobody knows your body like Nobody knows your body like Nobody knows your body like me

Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is No (Woo-hoo) when I feel heavy metal (Woo-hoo) and I'm pins and I'm needles (Woo-hoo) well, I lie and I'm easy All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you Pleased to meet you I got my head done When I was young It's not my problem It's not my problem (Woo-hoo) when I feel heavy metal (Woo-hoo) and I'm pins and I'm needles (Woo-hoo) well, I lie and I'm easy All of the time but I'm never sure why I need you Pleased to meet you Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah

You with the suitcase and the tattoos What's the story, love? Where you're running to? With your pretty eyes and your black hair I apologize, can't not stare (Tell me why?) I feel like I could love you before I say hello! (I don't know why) I'd sell my soul away for a girl I don't even know! You, you belong, you belong inside the songs I sing You, you belong, you will always be the one I dream of From this night on! So what's it gonna take? What can I do? To spend every day and night with you? I'll be your white knight, save you and set you free Make any sacrifice to get you next to me! (Tell me why?) I feel like I could love you before I say hello! (I don't know why) I'd sell my soul away for a girl I don't even know! You, you belong, you belong inside the songs I sing You, you belong, you will always be the one I dream of You, you belong, you belong inside the songs I sing You, you belong, you will always be the one I dream of From this night on! Something tells me you can make me better You can make me better You can light my way through the dark There's no fear when we're together You can make me better Yeah, you can make me better. You, you belong, you belong inside the songs I sing You, you belong, you will always be the one I dream of You, you belong, you belong inside the songs I sing You, you belong, you will always be the one I dream of From this night on! From this night on! This night on...