Freddy, My Love - Robyn Hurder, Lindsay Mendez, Kirsten Wyatt, Jenny Powers & Kimberly Grigsby

Don't believe a word of my mother Interfering pain in the can Burning up with unspoken envy I got me a bona fide man (don't change the subject!) She and Daddy don't have relations Separate rooms with double-locked doors S-E-X for her and her eunuch Stopped at the Punic Wars I'm my daddy's girl Chip off the old man's block Yes, my daddy's girl Proper and prim as Plymouth Rock Take off that lipstick Wash off that perfume How dare you wear high heels? As my daddy's girl I'm impassioned by Good, old-fashioned ideals Father will be home soon enough Talk to him, Joe Why? Why, because he's willing to cover for you? Because he loves me! Because he isn't competing Mother has a yen for the spotlight Daddy disapproves of the stage Never get your name in the papers Except for the nuptial page (now Edie, I -) Modulate your voice to a whisper Always hide your sexual side (that's enough!) As for getting drunk in that frat-house (what?) Father O'Hanlan lied! I'm my daddy's girl (what frathouse?) Virginal as a saint That's my daddy's girl (Father O'Hanlan?) Model of utter self-restraint Insinuations, false accusations Slander from Harvard boys (who?!) On a daddy's girl I ignore 'em with charm, decorum and poise Edie Before he gets married There are certain things that a guy's gotta know! I'm a good girl! A Miss Porter's girl! All American apple pie Catholic as the Pope's right eye In here, Joe My heart, Joe I'm pure Maybe not like the driven snow All the same, next to some I know Girls who smoke and read Fanny Hill Well, I was reading de Tocqueville Listen to reason Let's not be immature Honestly, Joe I thought you said that you were sure I know what I said I'm his daughter, Joe Not hers I want to believe you- Believe me! Believe Daddy! He'll make it right, I know he will Over a nice Scotch, or a Cuban cigar You'll see! Edie, I just- Please! All right All right, one whiskey In his study Tell him only what you know about me, Daddy Not what you don't I'm my daddy's girl Used to his stony glares And I know deep down He's just critical 'cause he cares "Go find a husband!" "Don't waste your life on talent you have none of" How can any man Even Joe Match the gift of a father's love?