A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

My Texas needs Willie, hippies need Creedence Bama needs Saban and we all need Jesus My dog needs some kibble, my Dodge needs a bath But right now, I just need a good time bad 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer I wish the sun set later, the dollar was stronger That last call could last just a little while longer Wish the daggum Vols could throw the damn ball That's the story of my life, so maybe that's why My beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer My beer needs a beer, needs an ice-cold beer One after another, gonna make 'em disappear No, I ain't sippin', tonight I'm chug-a-lugging Don't bring me a bottle, hell, bring me a bucket 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just a sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer

Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh You're in your bedroom gettin' ready Shakin' and singin' in your underwear And I'm in the gravel, rusted Chevy We're revvin' loud enough the whole town hears While the marchin' band is playin' at the 5A school And the cover band is singin' to the same drunk fools For a speed-trap town, it sure gets loud Tonight we're gonna drown it all out Yeah, Seger on the speakers teachin' us night moves Yeah, got a wild in your eyes, no tellin' what you might do Got my heartbeat beatin' like a kick drum When you're dancin' in the pale moonlight Woo-ooh (woo-ooh) don't it sound so right? Yeah, that's the sound of a Saturday night Whoa-whoa (whoa-whoa) Down in the holler, there's a party They're shooting whiskey and bullets in the air We can go there if you wanna Well, I swear to God the only thing I wanna hear is Yeah, Seger on the speakers teachin' us night moves Yeah, got a wild in your eyes, ain't no tellin' what you might do Got my heartbeat beatin' like a kick drum When you're dancin' in the pale moonlight Woo-ooh (woo-ooh) don't it sound so right? Yeah, that's the sound of a Saturday night Whoa-whoa (whoa-whoa) Saturday night Whoa-whoa (whoa-whoa) Ooh-ooh, Seger on the speakers teachin' us some night moves Yeah, got a wild in your eyes no tellin' what you might do Got my heart b-b-b-beatin' like a kick drum When you're dancin' in the pale moonlight Woo-ooh (woo-ooh) don't it sound so right? Yeah, that's the sound of a Saturday night Whoa-whoa (whoa-whoa), don't it sound so right? Yeah, that's the sound of a Saturday night Whoa-whoa (whoa-whoa) Saturday night Whoa-whoa (whoa-whoa)