Yuh yuh my name is Hat Erson I've got big pants and I'm a funny person They tell me that I'm a little insane (woo) So I just tell that "you'll need a crane" Myyyy naaaame is H A T Erson (yeah) Iiiii was born In 1993 (HE'S 30 YEARS OLD!) Iiiii LIKE TO EAT SOME LETTUCE That's why they call me Hat eeeeerson When this song ends Which it won't I will live forever and ever (what?) You will never see how this song ends (hat erson are you ok?) You will live until two hundred and four (like are you good,) (Because like-this is not ok, hat erson these aren't they lyrics) Because (hat erson!) Beecaaaauuuuusseeee My name is H A T Ersooon (yeah) I was born In 1993 (he's 30 years old!) I like to Get shot by random guys That's why they call me Hat Eeeeeerson Why is a golf ball following me? (Is that the golf fuck?????) Is that a person I can't really tell (OH WAIT NO NO NO HAT ERSON RUN) Why does the golf ball have a gun (HAT ERSON RUN HAT ERSON COME HAT ERSON RUN) Did I ever tell you I was scared of golfers (HAT ERSON! RUN!) Oh no Oh god (HAT ERSON NO NO NO) OhAAAAAAAA (NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO) (...Hat erson died? seriously?)

Remember those photographs we took on that boat in Spain I took 'em down and ripped 'em up and threw them all away Remember on the back of one you wrote we were meant to be That doesn't really matter now 'cause you don't mean a thing to me Baby, you should've told me Told me from the start I thought that I was your only Till you put me on the shelf and found somebody else I never thought that you would ever do that Everything we had is gone You said you love me, said you'll never leave Maybe I just heard you wrong 'Cause I'm damaged, I'm damaged Don't know what to do Baby, I'm damaged, so, so damaged Because of you Got rid of those clothes you left Like you got rid of my dreams I don't wanna be reminded of All of the memories Ah yes, still have the tickets I saved from our very first date But it don't really matter now 'Cause you threw our love away Baby, you should've told me Because now I'm torn apart I thought that I was your only Till you put me on the shelf and found somebody else I never thought that you would ever do that Everything we had is gone You said you love me, said you'll never leave Maybe I just heard you wrong 'Cause I'm damaged, I'm damaged Don't know what to do Baby, I'm damaged, so, so damaged Because of you It's almost like you would never hear I almost feel like I don't care, girl I've almost got here to forget pain The only thing I've left to say Is how could you leave me so damaged Damaged, oh no no no no I never thought, never thought that you'd do that Everything is gone You said you love me, you said you'll never leave Maybe I just heard you wrong I never thought that you would ever do that Everything we had is gone You said you love me, said you'll never leave Maybe I just heard you wrong 'Cause I'm damaged, I'm damaged Don't know what to do Baby, I'm damaged, I'm so, so damaged Because of you Never, never thought that you would ever do that Everything we had is gone You said you love me, said you'll never leave Maybe I just heard you wrong 'Cause I'm damaged, I'm damaged Don't know what to do Baby, I'm damaged, I'm so, so damaged Because of you

It was a night like this Under the stars one kiss And I totally knew you were the one And I had no reservation no That day is still on my mind I play it over and rewind But I never get why you never fell The same way that I did I wish you gonna crash in me No turning back totally Lost in a rush the way that I was Totally lost in you Why couldn't you crash into me Why can't tell no past on the things Holding you back the way that I have Been doing the same for you Why couldn't you crash in me One look is all that I needed to know That you are for me and I didn't need No more cofirmation ohhhh So why do you ask so many questions? I don't understnad what makes you keep coming back If you just let our worlds collide you'll feel so much better I wish you gonna crash in me No turning back totally Lost in a rush the way that I was Totally lost in you Why couldn't you crash into me Why can't tell no past on the things Holding you back the way that I have Been doing the same for you Why couldn't you crash in me Why you so afraid of letting go It's like some things gonna go Instead it's going down the road Why don't you crash into me No turning back totally Lost in a rush the way that I was Totally lost in you Why couldn't you crash in me Why can't tell no past on the things Holding you back the way that I have Been doing the same for you Why won't you crash into me Why won't you crash into me Why won't you crash into me Why won't you crash woh oh Why won't you crash into me No turning back ohhh Why won't you crash oh Why won't you...

I won't let myself out there again And I have to face the truth, no more pretend Oh, it kills me inside to let you go But I have to move on, you hurt me so I'm seeing through you and I won't take no more I have been foolish, won't be running back this time Don't even try I've been so foolish and now I am paying the price This is goodbye Can't believe how we've just fell apart Never thought that you would break my heart I've been so foolish, I just had to open my eyes To realize I have been foolish You'd be only mine if I never left Yeah, that's the promise that you never kept Oh, it kills me inside to let you go But I have to move on, you hurt me so I'm seeing through you and I won't take no more I have been foolish, won't be running back this time Don't even try I've been so foolish and now I am paying the price This is goodbye Can't believe how we've just fell apart Never thought that you would break my heart I've been so foolish, I just had to open my eyes To realize I have been foolish I have been foolish, won't be running back this time I've been so foolish and now I am paying the price I have been foolish, won't be running back this time Don't even try I've been so foolish and now I am paying the price This is goodbye Can't believe how we've just fell apart Never thought that you would break my heart I've been so foolish, I just had to open my eyes To realize I have been foolish Oh, I have been foolish

فكرت كتير قبل ما اجي يا ترى اقولك ولا لأ قررت أقول خلاص عادي لأني فعلاً عندي حق إنت أغرب حاجة عرفتها إنت صفحة سودة قفلتها صدمة عمري بأمانة فترة ذل ومهانة يا أكتر سيرة كرهتها إنت أغرب حاجة عرفتها إنت صفحة سودة قفلتها صدمة عمري بأمانة فترة ذل ومهانة يا أكتر سيرة كرهتها كنت باقي وبغبائي بتحمل وأعاني كنت بلغي كبريائي وأقول هيتغير عشاني تحت شعار الحب كنت مش شايف قيمتي اتاريني ظالم نفسي وكنت بقلل من كرامتي وبالنسبة لعمري اللي فات تروح في داهية الذكريات ومش هقول إني ندمت عشان بجد أنا اتعلمت فكرة إنك تستنى الإحساس من أي حد زي ما تسقي ورد صناعي وتستناه يكبر بجد إنت أغرب حاجة عرفتها إنت صفحة سودة قفلتها صدمة عمري بأمانة فترة ذل ومهانة يا أكتر سيرة كرهتها