Alright Everyone knows I'm the hard workin' peace lovin' type I walk a thousand miles out of my way Just to keep from a fight Poke fun at the way that I talk Or this hat that I wear You can say what you want about me See if I care But one slip of the tongue 'bout my God Or my mama Or this flag that I wear on my shirt You'll see a side of me man That I don't think you wanna Cause them there's fightin' words Now don't get me wrong I've swapped skin now and then in my youth I was all for an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth Now the older I get The less I wanna stand toe to toe But before you go runnin' your mouth I think you oughta know That one slip of the tongue 'bout my God Or my mama Or this flag that I wear on my shirt You'll see a side of me man That I don't think you wanna Cause them there's fightin' words Chevrolet or Ford The south or the north That ain't gonna get me worked up But I'll draw the line Everytime when it comes to the things that I love So one slip of the tongue 'bout my dog Or my woman Or this country that I proudly serve You'll see a side of me man That you damn sure don't wanna Cause them there's fightin' words Yeah, them's fightin' words Ahh them's fightin' words, Hoss (Spoken) Excuse me First amendment? Son, the first amendment protects you from the government Not from me You can say whatever you want to out there You come within reach of me I'll exercise my right to give you a good ol' country ass whoopin' Is what I'll do for you By God

Why's this fussing and a-fighting? I wanna know, lord, I wanna know Why's this bumping and a-boring? I wanna know, lord, I wanna know now We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony), ooh Instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) And them workin' iniquity (... iniquity) Why's this fussing and a-fighting? I wanna know, lord, I wanna know (... know), I wanna know now Why's this cheating and backbiting? (I wanna know ...) I wanna know, oh, lord, I wanna know now (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony) Instead, instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) Like we ain't supposed to be (... supposed to be), tell me why Why's this fussing and a-fighting? I wanna know, lord, I wanna know, someone, please Why's this (... bumping and ...) bumping and boring? (I wanna ...) I wanna know (... I wanna know), lord, tell me now ...

Don't understand a gal' need much lightly Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club Drinkin' real expensive buck All I really wanted was some beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no gal' would have shade on me Now I only sing to me Drunk sluts They say girls comin' up these days are looser One date with them they let you spend a night I click on the internet watching million different porno clips So far I ain't seen the same girl twice Drunk sluts, they're drivin me nuts Can't hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts I know I'm gettin' older, and every gal' can't be like these Don't get me wrong I like to fuck but it's easier sometimes to pee Girls these days want the dj, not the singer Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose I'm too distracted to flirt, they're wearing really short skirts You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, doesn't give a shit to me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts

Wheeler Walker Jr. motherfucker I'm back I got pussy on the brain And a dick covered in purple vein Got a girl in Memphis and one in Baton Rogue Dietician in Austin who thinks that my dick is better than food Twins in Oakland: one watches, one pounds away Trainer in Bakersfield keeps her legs open for me, just in case Got an Asian girl, her pussy's inside out Catholic virgin, thinks anal doesn't count Dental assistant in Cleveland My dick still tastes like her mouth, yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I can steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king, yeah Big tittied teacher in Flint, fuck her after class Got a bitty in Reno who uses her mouth to clean out my ass Fucked a mom in Cleveland, her husband was hard and mean He's gonna be a lot meaner next year when his daughter gonna turn 18 Black girl in Harlem with an Afro bush Hick in Boise with corn in her tush Girl in Nashville breaks into my place to wipe my Gibson on her puss Yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king Oh I like that I know you like that Wheeler Hey, Wheeler! Tell me what'cha gonna do with that pussy now, oh What'cha, what'cha, what'cha gonna do with that pussy, pussy Alright break it down here What'cha gonna do Here we go You gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy king