So, here's the deal I met this guy like a month ago I got to thinking and I was like, "what the hell!" The only problem is that he's on a screen But he is the man of my dreams And in my head I had it all planned out A little picket fence and a house (three dogs) It's stupid My mind is not grasping that he's on paper I guess I'll just Hold my breath and count to ten Why do I always fall for fictional men? My heart and my mind won't seem to align 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy And I'm way too old to play pretend But still I always fall for fictional men My heart and my mind won't seem to align 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy The actor's cute, but he's like 33 I guess that's only ten years older than me (give or take) Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine To be completely honest, 2020 is killing me Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks We get it, you've been alone for like six months But he's not real, face the facts This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act Yeah, I know, I think I'm just gonna Hold my breath and count to ten Why do I always fall for fictional men? My heart and my mind won't seem to align 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy Way too old to play pretend But still I always fall for fictional men My heart and my mind won't seem to align 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy Hold my breath and count to ten Why do I always fall for fictional men? My heart and my mind won't seem to align 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy I'm way too old to play pretend But still I always fall for fictional men My heart and mind won't seem to align 'Cause I've fallen in love With a fictional guy

Well, I guess the third time's not a charm Nursing a three times broken heart And down the rabbit hole again I put myself in another world Where I can be any other girl 'Cause I don't really wanna face it 'Cause, if it isn't real You can pretend all you want It's all you'll ever need "That's not healthy," they said "To live in your head" But it hurts a lot less to me I fall in love with boys I see on a TV screen The ones in books who are as perfect as they can be I spend all of my time imagining What it would be like if they existed My parents tell me I should look for one in real life But I get let down by both the bad boys and the nice guys I'm tired of giving more than I receive So I'll just stick to the boys Who don't know me Oh, I hid his number, I almost called Like, maybe he's hurting after all I can't afford to be that naïve I'll just keep wishing it was me In that ending scene Where they're meeting up halfway And they're kissing in the rain It's a little bit cliché But I love it anyway 'Cause it's better than when you're walking home And the rain starts pouring But you're all alone I fall in love with boys I see on a TV screen The ones in books who are as perfect as they can be I spend all of my time imagining What it would be like if they existed My parents tell me I should look for one in real life But I get let down both the bad boys and the nice guys I'm tired of giving more than I receive So I'll just stick to the boys Who don't know me (Ohh-oh, ohh-oh) I'd rather keep on dreaming of someone I'll never meet (Ohh-oh) than give love to another one who won't choose me (Ohh-oh, ohh-oh) I'd rather keep on dreaming of someone I'll never meet (Ohh-oh) than give love to another one who won't choose me I fall in love with boys I see on a TV screen The ones in books who are as perfect as they can be I spend all of my time imagining What it would be like If they existed My parents tell me I should look for one in real life (ohh-oh) But I get let down by both the bad boys and the nice guys (ohh-oh) I'm tired of giving more than I receive (oh-oh) So I'll just stick to the boys who don't know me Ohh-oh-ohh (ohh-oh) I'm tired of giving more than I receive (ohh-oh) So I'll just stick to the boys who don't know me

I'm a love kitten, Wish I were sittin'. On your lap and you were holdin' me Mmmmm, what a situation that would be Love kitten lookin' for lo-o-o-o-ve I'm a love kitty, Won't you say I'm pretty, Hold me tight until I purr Tie a ribbon in my fur Love kitten lookin' for lo-o-o-o-ve Chase me, chase me Round and round we'll go When you catch me I will never let you go 'Cause I'm a love kitten, How I wish I was gettin', All the kisses that you've got Mmmmm, only hope you've got a lot Love kitten lookin' for Love kitten lookin' for lo-o-o-o-ve L-o-o-o-ve I'm a kitten A love kitten Yay-yay-yay-yay Yay-yay-yay-yay-yay

Hi Tiger Teach me Tiger how to kiss you Show me Tiger how to kiss you Take my lips, they belong to you But teach me first, teach me what to do Touch me Tiger when I'm close to you Help me Tiger, I don't know what to do I know that you could love me to But show me first, show me what to do This is the first love that I have ever known What must I do to make you my very own? Teach me Tiger how to tease you Tiger, Tiger I wanna squeeze you All of my love I will give to you But teach me Tiger or I'll teach you Tiger Tiger Tiger

When a deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls And the stars begin to twinkle in the night In the mist of a memory you wander back to me Breathing my name with a sigh In the still of the night once again I hold you tight Though you're gone, your love lives on when moonlight beams And as long as my heart will beat, lover we'll always meet Here in my deep purple dreams Here in my deep purple dreams When a deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls And the stars begin to twinkle in the night Through the mist of a memory you wander back to me Breathing my name with a sigh In the still of the night once again I hold you tight Though you're gone, your love lives on when moonlight beams And as long as my heart will beat, lover we'll always meet Here in my deep purple dreams Here in my deep purple dreams

When the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls And the stars begin to flicker in the sky Through the mist of a memory you wander back to me Breathing my name with a sigh In the still of the night once again I hold you tight Though you're gone, your love lives on when moonlight beams And as long as my heart will beat, lover we'll always meet Here in my deep purple dreams Here in my deep purple dreams