Feed Me (Git It!) - Tammy Blanchard, Jonathan Groff, Christian Borle, Tom Alan Robbins, Ari Groover, Joy Woods, Little Shop of Horrors Off-Broadway Revival Company & Salome Smith

Sudden changes surround me Lady luck came and found me Thanks a million for making the magic you do Thanks to you, sweet petunia Mushnik's taken a junior And someday when I own this whole shop I'll remember I owe it to you Ah, Twoey. Who cares if I've been a little on the anemic side these past few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells, a little light-headedness? It's been worth it, old pal Look, I'm gonna run down to Shemdrick's and get something to eat. I'll see you later. Oh boy, here we go again! Twoey, I haven't got much left. Look, just let me heal a few more days, okay? Then we'll start on the left hand again. (Feed me.) I beg your pardon? (Feed me.) Twoey, you talked! You opened up your trap, your thing, you said. (Feed me, Krelborn. Feed me now!) I can't! (I'm starving!) Oh boy. Look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one but. (I need some food! More, more!) But there isn't any more! What do you want me to do, slit my wrists? Look, how 'bout I run down to the corner and pick you up some nice chop sirloin? (Must be blood.) Twoey, that's disgusting. (Must be fresh.) I don't wanna hear this! Feed me! (Does it have to be human?) Feed me! (Does it have to be mine?) Feed me! (Where am I supposed to get it?) Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long That's right, boy! You can do it Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long, ahaha! 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour I can grow up big and strong (You eat blood, Audrey II. Let's face it: how am I supposed to keep feeding you, kill people?) I'll make it worth your while. (What?) You think this is all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? Your adoption papers? (Look, your a plant! An inanimate object!) Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? (Like what?) Like deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your sacred, greasy heart desires Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest shot on Jack Parr? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna get it (Well, well, well, well) How'd you like to be a big-wheel? Dining out for every meal I'm the plant who can make it all real You're gonna get it (You're gonna get it) I'm your genie, I'm your friend I'm your willing slave Take a chance, just feed me and You know the kinda eats, the kinda red hot treats The kinda sticky, licky sweets I crave C'mon Seymour, don't be a putz (Putz) Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's (Yeah) Show a little initiative, work up the guts and you'll get it I don't know I don't know I have so, so many strong reservations Should I go and perform mutilations? You didn't have nothing 'til you met me C'mon on kid, what'll it be? Money? Girls? One particular girl? How 'bout that Audrey? Think it over, there must be someone you can 86, real quiet like And get me some lunch! How'd you like a room at the Ritz? Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz A little nookie gonna clean up your zits and you'll get it (Get it, get it) (Get it, get it, get it, get it) (Get it, get it, get it, get it!) Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Get it) Toolin' around like I was James Dean (Get it) Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green So go get it, oh If you wanna be profound, you really gotta justify Take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die (A lot of folks deserve to die) Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say! (But it's true, isn't it?) No! I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant! (Hm, sure you do) [Stupid woman! Christ, what a friggin' scatter-brain.] I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry, doctor! [Now get the hell in there and pick up your goddamn sweater, you ditzy cow.] Yes, doctor! Right away, doctor! Hi, Seymour. I left my sweater here before. [C'mon, move it you little slut!] [How do you like that stupid dame? Forgets her friggin' sweater.] [Christ, if your stupid head weren't screwed on!] Orin, that hurt! [Move it!] If you wanna rationale, it isn't very hard to see Stop and think it over, pal The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me He's so nasty, treatin' her rough (Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough) You need blood and he's got more than enough (I need blood and he's got more than enough) You need blood and he's got more than enough (I need blood and he's got more than enough) (So go git it!)

Lift up your head, wash off your mascara Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away Show me your face, clean as the mornin' I know things were bad, but now they're okay Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside you You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide you Sweet understanding, Seymour's your friend Nobody ever treated me kindly Daddy left early, Mama was poor I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly He'd snap his fingers, me? I'd say, "Sure!" Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me He don't give me orders, he don't condescend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me Sweet understanding, Seymour's my friend Tell me this feeling lasts 'til forever Tell me the bad times are clean washed away Please understand that it's still strange and frightening But losers like I've been, it's so hard to say Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He purified me (he purified you) Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He showed me I can (yes, you can) Learn how to be more The girl that's inside me (the girl that's inside you) With sweet understanding (with sweet understanding) With sweet understanding (with sweet understanding) With sweet understanding Seymour's my man (Seymour's your man)

On the twenty-first day of the month of September In an early year of a decade not too long before our own The human race suddenly encountered a deadly Threat to its very existence And this terrifying enemy surfaced As such enemies often do In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places Little shop, little shoppa horrors Little shop, little shoppa terror Call a cop, little shoppa horrors No, oh, oh, no-oh! Little shop, little shoppa horrors Bop sh'bop, little shoppa terror Watch 'em drop, little shoppa horrors No, oh, oh, no-oh! Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing To be happening! Look out, look out, look out, look out! Shang-a-lang, feel the sturm And drang in the air Sha-la-la, stop right where you are Don't you move a thing You better (tellin' you, you better) Tell your mama somethin's gonna Get her She better (ev'rybody better) Beware! Little shop, little shoppa horrors Bop sh-bop, you'll never stop the terror Little shop, little shoppa horrors No, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no!

When I was younger, just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head That's when my momma said What did she say? She said "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay" You'll be a dentist (You'll be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain) Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane (Inhumane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist you'll be a success Here he is girls, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come I am your dentist (Goodness gracious) And I enjoy the career that I picked (You love it) I am your dentist (That's what you're best at) And I get off on the pain I inflict (You really love it) When I start extracting those molars You girls will start screaming like holly rollers (Dentist) And though it may 'cause my patients distress (Distress) Somewhere, in heaven above me I know, I know that my momma's proud of me 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success Say aah (Ahh) Say aah (Ahh) Say ahh (Ahh) Now spit