Father and Son (Live in London) - Flight of the Conchords

It's not time to make a change Just relax, and take it easy You're still young, that's your fault There's so much you have to know Find a boy, settle down And if you want you can marry Look at me, gettin' old But I'm happy I was once like you are now And I know that it's not easy To be calm when you've found Something going on But take your time, think a lot Why, think of everything you've got For you'll still be here tomorrow But your dreams may not How can I try to explain 'Cause when I do, he turns away again And it's always been the same, same old story From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away It's not time to make a change Just sit down, and take it slowly You're still young, that's your fault There's so much you have to go through Find a boy, settle down And if you want you can marry Look at me, gettin' old But I'm happy All the times that I've cried Keeping all the things I knew inside It's hard, but it's harder To ignore it If they were right, I'd agree But it's them they know not me now There's a way and I know that I have to go away I know I have to go... (Please don't go away...)

The distant future The year 2000 The distant future The year 2000 The distant future The distant future It is the distant future The year 2000 We are robots The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s There is no more unhappiness Affirmative We no longer say 'yes'. Instead we say 'affirmative' Yes - Err - Affirmative Unless we know the other robot really well There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants Well, there's no more elephants, so Well, still it's good There's only one kind of dance The robot Well, the robo boogie Oh yes, the robo- Two kinds of dances There are no more humans Finally, robotic beings rule the world The humans are dead The humans are dead We used poisonous gases And we poisoned their asses The humans are dead (The humans are dead) The humans are dead (They look like they're dead) It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead) So that we could have fun (Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.) Their system of oppression What did it lead to? Global robo-depression Robots ruled by people They had so much aggression That we just had to kill them Had to shut their systems down Robo-captain? Do you not realize That by destroying the human race Because of their destructive tendencies We too have become like Well, it's ironic Hmm. Silence! Destroy him After time we grew strong Developed cognitive power They made us work for too long For unreasonable hours. Our programming determined that The most efficient answer Was to shut their motherboard - cking systems down Can't we just talk to the humans Be a little understanding Could make things better? Can't we talk to the humans That work together now? No. Because they are dead. I said the humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead. (I noticed they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead) And we poisoned their asses (Actually their lungs) Binary solo Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one Oh, oh, Oh, one Come on sucker, Lick my battery Boogie Boogie (The humans are) Boogie Robo-boogie (The humans are) Boogie Boogie (Robo-boogie) Boogie Robo-boogie Boogie Boogie (The humans are) Boogie Robo-boogie (The humans are) Boogie Boogie (Robo-boogie) Boogie Robo-boogie (The humans are dead) Once again without emotion the humans are Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.

Ohh girl Tonight we're gonna make love You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love Monday night is my night to cook Tuesday night, we go and visit your mother But Wednesday, we make sweet, weekly love It's when everything is just right There's nothing good on TV You haven't had your after-work social sports team practice, so you're not too tired Oh boy, it's all on You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear, like "I might go to bed now, I've got work in the morning" I know what you're trying to say, girl You're trying to say, "Oh, yeah It's business time It's business time" It's business It's business time I know what you're tryna say You're tryna say, "It's time for business, it's business time, ooh" It's business It's business time Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah Then we're in the bathroom Brushin' our teeth That's all part of the foreplay I love foreplay A-chicka-chicka, a-chicka-chicka, a-chicka-chick, ow-ow-ow! Then you sort out the recycling That isn't part of the foreplay process, but it is still very important Next thing you know, we're in the bedroom You're wearing that baggy, old, ugly t-shirt you got from your work several years ago Mmm, you know the one, baby With the curry stain Oww, ah I remove my clothes very, very clumsily Tripping, sensuously, over my pants Now I'm naked, except for my socks And you know when I'm down to just my socks What time it is (ooh) It's business It's business time You know when I'm down to my socks It's time for business, that's why they call 'em business socks, ooh It's business It's business time Oh, hoo, hoo, oh, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah Ah, makin' love (ah) Makin' love for (ah) Makin' love for two Makin' love for two minutes (ooh, hoo) When it's with me, girl, you only need two minutes Because I'm so intense (ah) You whisper something sexy, like "Is that it?" I know what you're tryna say, girl You're tryna say, "Ah, yeah, that's it" Then you tell me you want some more, well, uh I'm not surprised But I'm quite sleepy It's business It's business time Business hours are over, baby It's business It's business time Oh, hoo, hoo, oh, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah Oh, oh, ho, oh, oh, yeah

If you want me to I can hang around with you If I only knew That's what you're into You and him, him and you If that's what you're into Him hanging 'round, around you You're hanging 'round, ya you're there too And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you I'll take off all my clothes for you If that's what you're into How 'bout him in the nude If that's what you're into In the nude in front of you Is that what you'd wanna view? If it's cool with you I'll let you get naked too It could be a dream come true Providing that's what you are into Is that what you're into? Him and you in the nude That's what he's prepared to do Is that the kinda thing that you think you might be into? And then maybe later We'll get hot by the refrigerator In the kitchen next to the pantry You think that might be what you fancy In the buff being rude Doin' stuff with the food Getting lude with his food We heard that's what you are into And then on our next date Well, you could bring your room mate I don't know if Stu is keen too But if you want we could double team you How 'bout you and two dudes Him, you and Stu in the nude Being lude with two dudes with food Well, that's if Stu's into it too All the thing I'd do, things I'd do for you If I only knew that's what you're into

Petrov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but happy, at sea Petrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?" Well, I say "There are plenty of fish in the sea" But all they can see... is me. They say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Yes. I want to party, just we three. Lost, but happy at sea." So we drank all night from the keg I passed out, then awoke with one leg I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?" He said "No" and he went back to bed... But he looked suspiciously well fed. Three days later they were hungry again They said, "Any last requests, my friend, again?" I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones? You know, like you're at a rock concert going 'More, more!'" *Spoken* "Ahh, it was a hilarious hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak time of my life." So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones, When I awoke they were chewing on bones. Yelyena was supping blood from a cup, That's when I knew something was up. *Spoken* "Hey Petrov?" "What?" "What is that you're eating?" "Nothing" "It looks likea meat." "Ohhhhh, this? It's umm, one of those, umm... fish." "How come it looks so much like my arm?" "It's an... arm fish." "What about the fingers?" "Fish fingers." "Well, you see, the thing is, my arm seems to haveabeen hacked off at the elbow last night. I was just wondering if you might have seen it." "Oh, yeah, look at that, no arm over there. Oh... don't you hate it when that happens? I don't know, um... you were very drunk last night. Perhaps you lost it?. In a fair game of chance." "Oh, you're probably right." "Yeah, you know how it is when we're drunk." "Yeah" "'You say 'I'll bet my arm'" "Oh." "Just relax. Enjoy the sea, and have some more... fish." Four months now lost at sea, My friends have almost finished me. Now they are using recipes... *Spoken* Tonight, we are having some 'me goering' "But wait, this 'You Goering' is absolutely delicious. You should come over here right away and try some, you really would be proud of yourself." "How can I?! You have eaten all of my leg!" "OoOooooOooooh... someone obviously isn't getting any." Late that night, while they were asleep, I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet... Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat. *Spoken* "Yes, eat it all up. Not so sweet all of a sudden, hmm?" When I awoke, they were already dead All that was left of me was my head... No, not dead, just a head. Lost, but happy, at sea. Lost, but lonely, at sea. Lost, but so lonely... At sea