Family GUY (feat. Suavelos) - Lil Mikey

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.

It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies, and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry! He's a family guy!

I feel, I mean I have a sense of their being A particular sort of, how do we say A center of something Some sort of senstive core inside the skin And that corresponds to the word I Let's take a look at this I like girls, girls, girls, all day all night If she got arms and legs Then bingo she's my type, aw yeah Mikey likes it Uppers and downers at the same damn time The mushroom caps with the cocaine lines, aw yeah Mikey likes it Curry chicken, easy cheese, chili peppers, soul to squeeze, yeah Mikey likes it Lava lamps, rainy days, Halle Berry, Purple Haze yeah Mikey likes it I like taking long hot showers in the darkness Scrubbing myself with Dove soap Mikey likes it I like hopping in an Uber Pretending I'm a crack head for the full ride Scratching my neck, itching, sneezing Mikey likes it UFO's, lucid dreams, dirty Chuck's, denim jeans yeah Mikey likes it Yogananda, Stevie Nicks, Davey Waynes, naked pics yeah Mikey likes it I like the smell of gasoline The taste of syrup on a peach The feel of getting my hair cut The look of Venice on LSD I like it Who like it, who like it? I like it It is a hallucination That is to say a false sense of personal identity

Снова на беду, на беду я иду, я На беду я иду, я Иду я, иду на беду К тебе иду я Снова на беду, на беду я иду, я На беду я иду, я К тебе иду я Свою беду, я тебя найду, я Снова моё пламя зажигая на виду Словом задевая, хоть и знала, что приду И я думал о тебе, думал о тебе В тебе найду свою волю Но бегу я на беду Я иду за болью На венах снова грустно и тихий залив, но-о-о-о Утопила и била меня дико волнами ты Наверно мы с тобою может рано сдались, но-о-о-о Мы привыкли болью любить Только я и ты Снова на беду, на беду я иду, я На беду я иду, я Иду я, иду на беду К тебе иду я Снова на беду, на беду я иду, я На беду я иду, я К тебе иду я Свою беду, я тебя найду, я Найду я Найду я

She trynna rumble got put in a choke hold Bitch hop on this dick like a pogo He wanna talk and act tuff on the net But I ran up on him he got shook like a photo Damn Handprint on her ass like a logo That pussy so dry use petroleum jelly I fuck with nobody I stay on my dolo Bitch I got the meat like ock in a Deli Can't fuck in the butt but the bitch wouldn't let me That nigga mad broke he still driving a renty Yo I saw a hobo and threw him a penny But that bitch a thot she get tossed like a frisbee I feel like a squirrel cuz I'm catching my nut Take it out no my dick really stuck You producer you dumb why you lowing it down bro This shit is knocking turn this shit up Police on my ass had to skrt off the highway Just like some fetty she wanna come my way Feeling the heat nigga I need a bev My block is so hot nigga I got a migraine Niggas be scared to say shit to my face Say it louder ion know what you said Yo Bro Ima animal I am not human Instead of a Doctor I go to the vet I carry the led like I'm taking a test Well I feel like a spider cuz i got the legs I fucked a bitch in her crib and the bitch She got tight cuz we ended up breaking the bed Well u claim that I'm broke so go call u a lift Man I get the bitches the fuck is a rizz Yo read all my comments you'll think I'm bisexual Niggas and bitches be sucking my dick I'm mikey I walk in the spot up on hots Ya goofy ass walked in the spot and got popped I knew from the start all these niggas don't like me I'm going viral you like it or not And that bitch she a thot she get passed like a roc See look I get the green nigga just like a crop So In case anybody a bitch try to play Me I keep a Glock on my hip like a cop I gotta beam on the blick Bad bitch drilling her shit This nigga ugly stay talking bout bitches You never had sex you made out with a bitch That bitch really slow so I'm breaking it down He covered in blood nigga look like a hound But I'm fuckin this bitch but I won't make a sound And I click on my gun like I click on a mouse She trynna rumble got put in a choke hold Bitch hop on this dick like a pogo He wanna talk and act tuff on the net But I ran up on him he got shook like a photo Damn handprint on her ass like a logo That pussy so wet use petroleum jelly. I fuck with nobody I stay on my dolo Bitch I got the meat like Ock in a deli