Everyone Else Is an Asshole - Reel Big Fish

Children on the street The cowardly and scared And powerfully prepared For things I dare not speak of in all of my lifetime For I am ready Mother nature calls And beckons them to come The innocent and dumb To witness persecution for my family For I am ready To turn the many into some Before you run out of rhyming words for scum Why do you act sick and pretend? Pretend that you're never lonely Aren't you just sick of expending All your time getting noticed Show me the message you sent Act like you never wrote it Aren't you just sick of your friends? Your friends with ulterior motives Cause I am everyone else I am everyone else I am everyone else I am everyone else I I am insecure As pretty as I seem It's a reoccurring theme I've never heard much different in all of my lifetime I am ready I love and care for you As ugly as you are You're precious, you're a star Your energy is admirable at the most For I am ready To reconsider what you have Before you run out of rhyme and words to chant Why do you act sick and pretend? Pretend that you're never lonely Aren't you just sick of expending All your time getting noticed Show me the message you sent And act like you never wrote it Aren't you just sick of your friends Your friends with ulterior motives Cause I am everyone else I am everyone else I am everyone else I am everyone else I am

Woke up in the middle of a night like that Feeling when you're fallin' from a flight ride back home I wish you were home I've been trouble thinkin' 'bout the fight we had The way you looking at me say you're never coming back home Oh, I wish you were home 'Cause I can't sleep when you're on my screen Like in everyone else, I've been helping myself I'm, and you're stuck in my head, lovin' everyone else but me Lovin' everyone else Everyone else Everyone else Yeah, you're finding yourself lovin' everyone else but me Lovin' everyone else Everyone else Everyone else Yeah, you're finding yourself lovin' everyone else but me I don't wanna know that you were out downtown Threw an after party at a shitty hotel, no I don't wanna know, mm I can't keep looking, it's hurting my brain I keep on slipping, I can't look away, no I don't wanna know 'Cause I can't sleep when you're on my screen Like in everyone else, I've been helping myself I'm, and you're stuck in my head, lovin' everyone else but me Lovin' everyone else Everyone else Everyone else Yeah, you're finding yourself lovin' everyone else but me Lovin' everyone else Everyone else Everyone else Yeah, you're finding yourself lovin' everyone else but me Everyone, everyone else Everyone, everyone else Everyone else Everyone else Yeah, you're finding yourself lovin' everyone else but me Lovin' everyone else Everyone else Everyone else Yeah, you're finding yourself lovin' everyone else but me

I shook your hand I may have smiled I was just tryin' to be nice But you forced your way into my life And now it's years from then And you're still hangin' around With no respect for personal space You're always right there in my face Callin' you a stalker is a little harsh But that's almost what you are You're always showin' up When you're not invited Here is something that I've finally decided I gotta tell you You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing how annoying you are Now here you come again Makin' yourself at home But no one even likes you Can't you get that through your skull Don't you see the dirty looks Don't you notice I don't keep in touch You're pushy You're pushy You're pushy And I've been pushed around too much I guess you're too crazy to see The nuisance that you are But you have reached the end of my toleration And now it's finally time for a confrontation I gotta tell you You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing how annoying you are Callin' you a stalker is a little harsh But that's almost what you are You're always showin' up When you're not invited Here is something that we have finally decided (I gotta tell you) You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing that it went so far! Punisher You're a punisher! Punisher