Ooo oo girl on the phone Ooo oo girl on the phone Wish I had someone to love me like this girl I just heard on the phone I didn't mean to listen to her private conversation But it made me feel so all alone When I listened to that girl on the phone Every word she was sayin' Played together like a beautiful song, whoa yeah As soon as she said it boy I never would forget it Cause it made me feel so all alone When I listened to that girl on the phone She was sayin' that she loved him And it sounded like he loved her too Before she said goodbye she told him Baby I'm gon' be home soon When she ordered tea for two I knew her lover would be waiting at home, whoa yeah She could hardly keep from smiling as she headed for her darlin' And it made me feel so all alone When I listened to that girl on the phone Ooo oo girl on the phone Ooo oo girl on the phone Wish I had someone to love me like this girl I just heard on the phone I probably shouldn't have listened to her private conversation But it made me feel so all alone Yes it made me feel so all alone When I listened to that girl on the phone Cmon cmon cmon Cmon cmon and ring me baby Cmon cmon cmon Cmon cmon and ring me baby

It's 2 in the morning And I'm on the phone You say you're not moving I hope you're not moving on Gone for a minute You say you've lost it all How many minutes 'Til it's the last phone call When you lose control Say that you need me But the other you Isn't so crazy Your feelings are numb But mine are just a mixer for your rum My phone hears your soul With no filter on You drink from your fears If I am one You try to swallow Your demons alone Slide down your throat And down my cheekbone When you lose control Say that you need me But the other you Isn't so crazy Your feelings are numb But mine are just a mixer for your rum But if I was coke Would it be a love story When you lose control Say that you need me But the other you Isn't so crazy Your feelings are numb But mine are just a mixer for your rum

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Sitting at home in my own world On the phone to my best girls Hear us ringing it (We're really swinging it) What are we doing... oh. If you wanna get a new groove We can show you all the right moves We're really swinging it (Ring-A Dinging it) What are we doing? Baby baby, Can I have your number? Maybe maybe we can get together You're really gonna flip Whaen you make a trip And get yourself connected (Everybody) Having a party on the phone, Oh yeah yeah Never any need to be alone, Oh yeah yeah You can dial the number any time, day or night Everybody swinging on the party line So get ringing it Na Na Na Na Na... Party on the phone Na Na Na Na Na... We're really singing it Na Na Na Na Na... Party on the phone Na Na Na Na Na... Come on Come on Come on You're feeling lonely in a strange town Your one and only isn't around Get into overdrive (Come and check the vibe) And satisfy your soul If you wanna new direction You can dance with your reflection You'll soon be digging it (and really living it) Totally in control Baby baby, Can I have your number? Maybe maybe we can get together You're really gonna flip Whaen you make a trip And get yourself connected (Everybody) Having a party on the phone, Oh yeah yeah Never any need to be alone, Oh yeah yeah You can dial the number any time, day or night Everybody swinging on the party line So get ringing it Na Na Na Na Na... Party on the phone You can thrill, you can chill You can do what you will Ain't nothing we don't know 'Cos we generate the flow Celebrate and... elevate Let the revolution start Right here, right now, right here, right now Baby baby, Can I have your number? Maybe maybe we can get together You're really gonna flip Whaen you make a trip And get yourself connected (Everybody) Having a party on the phone, Oh yeah yeah Never any need to be alone, Oh yeah yeah You can dial the number any time, day or night Everybody swinging on the party line So get ringing it

I'm only half drunk If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine It's only midnight And I got nothin', nothin' but time Is it half empty or half full? This glass of mine I'm only half wrong If you were thinkin' 'bout stayin' this time It's only midnight And I got nothin', nothin' but time It may be half-baked But I've got lots, lots of ideas Hey darlin', here's one Won't you come and lend me your ear? Like Mona Lisa gave old Da Vinci that half smile I'll paint a picture that will half convince you I'm fine It's only midnight And I've got nothin', nothin' but time I got half a mind to tell you 'bout it, brother It's always six of one, and half a dozen of the other This or that, tit for tat My baby's on the line I'm always only half the way to makin' her all mine I'm only half drunk If you'll be buyin' one more round I've been half crazy Tryin' to simmer, simmer on down You see half the people, but only half of half of the time Tell me, how can a nickel stand right up to a dime? I'm only half drunk This night is half gone And I'll be long gone before too long It's only midnight And I've got nothin', nothin' but time I'm only half drunk If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine

She came down from Cincinatti It took her three days on a train Looking for some peace and quiet Hoped to see the sun again But now she lives down by the ocean She's taking care to look for sharks They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark Can't you feel them circling, honey? Can't you feel them swimming around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only bait in town Oh-oh-woah, oh-oh-woah You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town She's saving up all of her money Wants to hit it south in may Maybe roll in the sand with a rock 'n roll man Somewhere down Monserat Way But the money's good, and the season Helps to lighten up her load Boys keep her high as the months go by She's getting post cards from the road Can't you feel them closing in, honey? Can't you feel them schooling around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town Sailed off to Antigua It took her three days on a boat Looking for some peace and quiet Maybe keep her dreams afloat But now she feels like A remora With the school still close at hand Just behind the reef are the big white teath Of the sharks that can swim on the land Can't you feel them circling, honey? Can't you feel them schoolin' around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only bait in town You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you're the only girl in town

Way down here, you need a reason to move Feel a fool running your stateside games Lose your load, leave your mind behind Baby, James Oh, Mexico It sounds so simple, I just got to go The sun's so hot, I forgot to go home I guess I'll have to go now Americano's got the sleepy eyes But his body's still shakin' like a live wire Senorita with her eyes on fire Don't you know Oh, Mexico It sounds so sweet with the sun sinkin' low The moon so bright likes to light up the night Make everything alright Baby's hungry and the money's all gone The folks back home don't want to talk on the phone She gets a long letter and sends back a postcard Times are hard Oh, down in Mexico I've never really been, so I don't really know Oh-oh-oh, Mexico I guess I'll have to go now Oh, Mexico I've never really been but I'd sure like to go Oh-oh-oh, Mexico I guess I'll have to go now Talkin' 'bout Mexico (Mexico) Little honkey tonk down in Mexico South of Margaritaville, I've been told Andale, Andale, vamonos Oh, yeah, let's load this cast of characters on that boat and head south Oh, yeah, we got a wind at our back Smooth sailin' all the way We got old Nordstrom, he's our chef He's down in that galley cookin' up a Barometer Soup for us We gotta stop at our offshore Bank of Bad Habits And make a deposit or a withdrawal I don't know which one, y'know? We're goin' down to the land of the Mayans Yeah, they were here long before the cavemen were Cavemen in blue jeans, oh, excuse me, that's not Politically Correct That's cave persons in blue jeans Skip, Wiley and Skink, we may run into them Up to no good down there Watch out for those barefoot children Stompin' around in those puddles Oh, yeah, and that remittance man He's just goin' 'round and 'round He may run into 'ol Frank Bama Cruisin' around in the Hemisphere Dancer I don't know, I might have my Long Board down there