Change your heart, look around you Change your heart, it will astound you I need your lovin' like the sunshine Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Change your heart, look around you Change your heart, will astound you I need your lovin' like the sunshine Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime I need your lovin' like the sunshine Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime Everybody's got to learn sometime

I need your loving like the sunshine Change your heart, Look around you Change your heart, It will astound you I need your loving like the sunshine Change your Heart, look around you Change your heart, It will astound you I need your loving like the sunshine I need your Loving like the sunshine Everybody's gotta learn sometime Everybody's gotta learn sometime I Need your loving like the sunshine ( Change your heart) I need your loving like the sunshine

I would be so much better If you could help me understand I need your lover and I need an open hand You say I'm so chill I'm gonna kick him out still Yeah, boy, I'm so chill I'm gonna kick him out I know I could, could, kick, kick him out I need an open mind, I need an open mouth You say I'm so chill I'm gonna kick him out still Yeah, boy, I'm so chill I'm gonna kick him out Even though, even though I'm on an island Eyes are always right by you By you I would be so much better If you could help me figure out How I could be so much How I could be so loud You say I'm so chill I'm gonna kick him out still Yeah, boy, I'm so chill I'm gonna kick him out Even though, even though I'm on an island Eyes are always right by you By you Isn't it fun? Isn't all of it fun? Out of your tongue And onto your tongue Isn't it fun? Isn't all of it fun? Off of your tongue And onto your tongue My eyes are always right by you By you By you I'm gonna kick, kick, kick, kick him out Kick, kick him out I'm gonna kick, kick, kick, kick him out Kick, kick him out Kick, kick him out Kick, kick, kick, kick him out Kick, kick him out Kick, kick him out Kick, kick, kick, kick him out

You seem lost into this darkness Trying to move along, fearing to die alone Tell me pure one, what are you here for? You stand in Hell here, you'd better disappear No, I came to this interview's door Cause I'm tired to pray, and I'm dying to play Oh, be welcome at the devil's floor He'd like to hear you say We'd like to hear you say: I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone Come closer and take a seat please I see the spark in you, the one that burns in few Some may beg you on their knees, boy Don't let them stop you, don't let them stop you No my hands will never shake, he swore Cause I'm tired to pray, and I'm dying to play Now that you knocked at the devil's door We wanna hear you say We wanna hear you say: I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone I've got to go for a ride Through the devil's eyes Tell them I'm on the run, On the deadly sins road, all alone

When you're alone and in a corner Your only mourner, is the face that Appears in the nearest mirror You've gotta get it going and somehow knowing You're gonna have it better than you ever had it, because Everybody needs somebody Everybody's got the right to love If it were me, say I I'd say I But if it's you, say you Cause if you could give in for a minute Put your soul in it We could get it together and forever love So what's the use of running boy You know there ain't no point in running You need somebody, somebody to love you Cause everybody needs somebody Everybody's got the right to love You got the right to say I, need somebody I need you, he needs me Come together, talk to me, oh yeah You can have all the things that you desire But without love you just can't survive Cause you need love to warm your heart at night When you're all alone and no comfort's in sight You need somebody Everybody needs somebody, oh yeah Everybody's got the right to love

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr. Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die. Lucky theres a Family Guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us- Stewie: Laugh and cry! Hes a Family Guy! Louis: When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher. Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo. Louis: A heartache all gone awry! Brian: The classic films were works of arts, the images were graceful, the stories were smart. Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution, Im sorry I know this doesnt rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?! Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella, sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of- Stewie: Apple Pie! Hes a family guy! Lois: His smiles a simple delight. Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. Lois: Peter! Meg: He bought me my cute little hat. Brian: Yeah we should have a talk about that. About that! And his hat! Brian: Hes mastered the comedy arts. Stewie: He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts. (fart sound effect) Lois: Hes loaded with sexy appeal. Peter: And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel! Brian: No thank you. Stewie: I gave it the office. Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke. But who around here could fill those loafers? But heres a happy reply. Lucky theres a family guy. Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Hes a Family Guy! Hes a Family Guy!!! Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome. Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Im kidding for Christs sake, Im not serious. Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you Im generous; I shouldnt actually have to spend any money. Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit? Brian: Yeah, it is a little bright. Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just noticed something. With that light shining on you from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr. Brian: Yeah, youve told me that before and uh, its interesting, because Im thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears. Stewie: Really?! How so? Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your eyes like Britney does. You know where You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart? Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done but it was the south, so they didnt have the medical technology. Stewie: Oh, I see. Chris: Mom! Lois: Yes honey? Chris: I have a wedgie. Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it. Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight. We got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show. Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of Brian when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a dog suit for the scene, and the actor of inside the suit was Raven- Symoné, who was Olivia on the Cosby show. Brian: Fascinating bit of trivia. Peter: All right, okay, I got one for ya. You know the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot, and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in and says Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail! Lois: Oh My God! Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to drink before the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner, exposing her penis to traffic. Brian: Oh My God! Meg: Ew! Thats Disgusting! Peter: Can you believe that? Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis? Peter: Eh, special permit. Stewie: I say, what is it with these actors? Theyre perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk. Brian: You gotta watch your language, kid. Stewie: Oh, its a record album for Gods sake. Lets cut loose a bit. Chris: Nipples! Hehe. Stewie: Perfect example. Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to god, I heard someone use the word balls. And I thought to myself, My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does whatever he damn well pleases, doesnt he? Bringing words like balls into Americas living rooms. I wonder how hed like it if I just walked into his living room a- and use the word balls. Brian: Uh I think that would be breaking and entering. Lois: You know, I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening. The last show we did we had to leave him at home. They didnt allow babies in the theater. Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh! Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch. Lois: Stewie! Thats very rude. Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff. Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. And Mrs. Griffin Peter: Howre ya, sweetheart? Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie? Hailey Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay. So after you and Peter left for dinner, I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this story right. Please.