There's a red dot between county lines Past the 805 population sign Blink you miss it, here we call it home It's got one stoplight and one church And a whole lotta people living down to Earth Any barstool you pick, you won't be drinking alone You can't breakup, makeup, or make out Without everyone and their momma finding out Growing up that sure got old But now I just wanna go Where everybody knows on a Friday We meet up 9 to 1 at the same place We sing throwbacks on the jukebox Whole bar buzzing with small town talk Everybody knows what your drink is People walk in like they're famous So we all know we ain't nobody But we all feel like somebody Where everybody knows, everybody knows everybody Everybody knows everybody Everybody knows, everybody knows everybody Everybody knows everybody You can't text an ex or have a wild night Without ending up a local headline Monday morning, you're gonna get some calls 'Cause 'round here, those rumors fly People kiss and tell, but it's all alright 'Cause by the weekend, we won't care at all We're gonna be Where everybody knows on a Friday We meet up 9:00 to 1:00 at the same place We sing throwbacks on the jukebox Whole bar buzzing with small town talk Everybody knows what your drink is People walk in like they're famous And we all know we ain't nobody But we all feel like somebody Where everybody knows, everybody knows everybody Everybody knows everybody Everybody knows, everybody knows everybody Everybody knows everybody So if you wanna keep a little mystery Shades on, hat down, low-key And coast right under that radar You should roll right past this bar Where everybody knows on a Friday We meet up 9:00 to 1:00 at the same place We sing throwbacks on the jukebox Whole bar buzzing with small town talk Everybody knows what your drink is People walk in like they're famous And we all know we ain't nobody But we all feel like somebody Where everybody knows, everybody knows everybody Everybody knows everybody Everybody knows, everybody knows everybody Everybody knows everybody, yeah