Riff Raff: It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely Not for very much longer I've got to keep control I remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me And the void would be calling Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right Criminologist: With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again Magenta: It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No, not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well secluded, I see all Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip Magenta: You're into the time slip Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again Columbia: Well I was walking down the street Just a having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing, never would again Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again Riff Raff: It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right Riff Raff: With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp Again Riff Raff: It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again

You wanna talk to her? Yes! Go on Orpheus? Yes? Don't come on too strong Come home with me Who are you? The man who's gonna marry you I'm Orpheus Is he always like this? Yes I'm Eurydice Your name is like a melody A singer, is that what you are? I also play the lyre Oh, a liar, and a player too! I've met too many men like you Oh, no I'm not like that He's not like any man you've met Tell her what you're workin' on I'm workin' on a song It isn't finished yet But when it's done and when I'll sing it Spring will come again Come again? Spring will come When? I haven't seen a spring or fall since I can't recall That's what I'm workin' on A song to fix what's wrong Take what's broken, make it whole A song so beautiful It brings the world back into tune Back into time And all the flowers will bloom When you become my wife Oh, he's crazy Why would I become his wife? Maybe because he'll make you feel alive Alive? That's worth a lot What else ya got?

Mr. Hermes! (Hey, the big artiste) Ain't you working on your masterpiece? Where's Eurydice? Brother, what do you care? You'll find another muse somewhere Where is she? (Why you wanna know?) Wherever she is is where I'll go And what if I said she's down below? Down below? (Down below) Six-feet under the ground below She called your name before she went, but I guess you weren't listening (no) So, just how far would you go for her? To the end of time To the end of the earth You got a ticket? (No) Yeah, I didn't think so 'Cause there is another way, but nah, I ain't supposed to say Another way? (Around the back) But that ain't easy walking, Jack It ain't for the sensitive of soul So, do you really wanna go? With all my heart With all your heart? Well, that's a start

Honey whatcha cryin at? You're not losing him to that Both her hair and shoes are flat Why is she so rude? Wipe your tears, it's no big thing You were meant to wear his ring Cheer-up, chin-up It's time to bring GREEK A happy attitude Keep it positive As you slap her to the floor GREEK Keep it positive As you pull her hair and call her whore You can take her in a fight You and he will reunite! GREEK You know we're right We're positive KILL HER! Girls, girls! Violence is never wise Not the way to win back guys Anyway she's twice my size Who's gotta plan B? Me! Look at her, she's like a nun Show him you are way more fun Bust out the lap dance And you won You off the hizzle, gee! What? GREEK Keep it positive Yeah! Let out your inner freak! GREEK Keep it positive Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week You will whet his appetite You and he will reunite GREEK You know we're right We're positive We're positive We're positive We're posi... (Spoken) Omigod... You're making me sick. (Spoken) Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place. GREEK Hey, hey, hey! We're positive That he loves you and not her You're hotta' And I bet ya smarter! She don't know the real him You feel him So don't her her steal him Wake him up like sleepin beauty Turn his head with your red hot booty You bring the noise if we bring the funk It's positively time to shake your junk Shake, shake, shake, shake, Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, Whoo (DANCE BREAK) (Spoken) Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait! (Sung) Girls I'm positive That we've taken this to far No I'm positive This is Harvard not a stripper bar All this trashy carryin' on Thats the reason that he's gone I need a salon GREEK WHOO! Girls I'm Positive Try not to get upset But I'm Positive That it's time for me to go brunette GREEK what!? Being blonde and being hot That got me exactly squat! Gotta to show him I've got more to give GREEK Whoa, whoa, whoa No I'm positive GREEK Positive I'm positive GREEK Positive I'm positive Positive Positive ELLE AND GREEK Positive!