Eggplant - Daniel Tosh

I tripped up on a crack in that road again Five hundred million miles from back there She wants to see more, I'm stuck to floor It's hard to adore, a lush anymore I crushed my temple and now I don't know what I'm doing here One drink for the culture Two more for the crowd Three for the occasion Four for turning out Another for you Corner table In the evening She'll be stealing My heart somehow I can never, ever ever Get away Oh, I kicked up dirt, it ruined my shirt again How many times can I pull that trick Head out the window, we live to let go Ad drive at top speed, to get where we go I crushed my temple and now I don't know what I'm doing here But it's one drink for the culture Two more for the crowd Three cheers for the future Four cause we're allowed And don't forget you Corner table In the evening She'll be stealing My heart somehow I can never, ever ever Get away Corner table In the evening She'll be stealing My heart somehow I can never, ever ever Get away

Charlie (Charlie), am in love with the sick body (body, body) Big body, am in love with the fake body (body, body) She twerk it and she work it All around with the fake body Girl I come through with the big cote (turn on lets go, lets-) Sexy girl from Ghana (wee, wee) I know say she want the banana (aye) She takes me Eggplant But I no say she want the banana She Dey give it to me When I wake up, sit like meditator She Dey give it to me When I wake up, to over the makeup Common I mean mincasa (mincasa) I say let's say mincasa (mincasa, mincasa) She ain't a big mama But she want a big papa She twerk like twerk twerk twerk she twerk like- And you know my thing long and you know my thing long like an- She wan get the pu- (aje) get the- (aje) She wan get the pu- (aje) get the- (a-aje) She wan get the pu- (aje) get the- (aje) She wan get the pu- (aje) get the- (aje), get the- Get the- get the punani (aje) the punani (aje) Get the punani (aje) the punani (aje) She wan get the punani (aje) the punani (aje) She wan get the puna- puna- puna- (aye) Charlie am in love with the sick body With the sick body, big body, am in love with the fake body She twerk it and she work it, all around with the fake body Girl I come through with the big D-ehn Come get the punani Come get the punani Come get the punani She wan get the punani Come get the punani, the punani Come get the punani, the punani Come get the punani, the punani She wan get the punani, the punani Let's go (aje) And u know my thing long (aje) And u know my thing long (aje) Sexy girl from Ghana and you know my thing long (aje) And u know my thing long (aje) You say- she want the banana And you know my- (aje) and you know my- (aje) And you know my- (a-aje) Punani And you know my thing long And you know my thing long (P) like a gabana Charlie, charlie, charlie, charlie (ooh-o-o) Bi-b-b- big body Big body, big body (oh-o-o) Get the punani, the punani, get the punani, the punani She wan get the punani, the punani (DJ flex) Common she take all my ciggar (flex b-, flex b-)

Don't care where you come from As long as you're a black man, you're an African No mind your nationality You have got the identity of an African 'Cause if you come from Clarendon (You are an African) And if you come from Portland (You are an African) And if you come from Westmoreland, you're an African So don't care where you come from As long as you're a black man, you're an African No mind your nationality You have got the identity of an African 'Cause if you come Trinidad (You are an African) And if you come from Nassau (You are an African) And if you come from Cuba (You're an African) So don't care where you come from As long as you're a black man, you're an African No mind your complexion There is no rejection You're an African 'Cause if your 'plexion high, high, high If your 'plexion low, low And if your 'plexion in between, you're an African So don't care where you come from As long as you're a black man, you're an African No mind denomination That is only segregation You're an African 'Cause if you go to the Catholic (You are an African) And if you go to the Methodist (You are an African) And if you go to the Church of Gods, you are an African So don't care where you come from As long as you're a black man, you're an African No mind your nationality You have got the identity of an African 'Cause if you come from Brixton (You are an African) And if you come from Weesday (You are an African) And if you come from Wingstead (You are an African) And if you come from France (You are an African) And if you come from Brooklyn (You are an African) And if you come from Queens (You are an African) And if you come from Manhattan (You are an African) And if you come from Canada (You are an African) And if you come from Miami (You are an African) And if you come from Switzerland (You are an African) And if you come from Germany (You are an African) And if you come from Russia (You are an African) And if you come from Taiwan (You are an African)