Easy Ukulele Song - Mister Blair

Well I'd like to die Send me down the river Oh send me to the sky I'd like to say goodbye Cause you'll never want me And I know that you're thinking That I'm wasting all your time I can see it in your eyes But when you laugh and turn away My eyes cannot see And when you're asking more of me I know I'll lose my mind Yeah I've had time to decide That now I've had enough of you Yeah I got too high Last night at a party My limbs grew their own minds And you were so pretty that I cried So thought I should end it Yeah life feels so pretend when You don't feel real inside Oh I need you by my side But when you laugh and turn away My eyes cannot see And when you're asking more of me I know I'll lose my mind Yeah I've had time to decide That now I've had enough of you Cause when you laugh and turn away My eyes cannot see And when you're asking more of me I know I'll lose my mind Yeah I've had time to decide That I no longer know what's right For anyone but me Yeah I'm waiting to get paid And I don't know if I will wait or if I'll leave But I think I died I'm crumbling deep inside And now I've had enough of you

Ee he o he-o cowboy Ee he o he-o oooo Ee he o he-o cowboy, cowboy, cowboy Under the moon. I was ridin' my horse By the Rio Grandee And all o' them coyotes singing In a prairie symphony. I was ridin' my horse Down by the Rio Grandee When I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, Ridin' toward me. Ee he o he-o cowboy Ee he o he-o oooo Ee he o he-o cowboy, cowboy, cowboy Under the moon He was twirling his guns And he had a guitar And we sang us up a sweet old Song about love Under the stars Ee he o he-o cowboy Ee he o he-o oooo Ee he o he-o cowboy, cowboy, cowboy Under the moon Giddyup!

If I was a super-hero I might have the power of flight I'd run faster than a bullet Round up evil everywhere And deal justice with my might You might never see Someone as great as me I'll make history You might choose to be The one who flies with me High above the city We could be a team The best that's ever been We will always win We'll fight our enemies If you'll agree to be My sidekick If I was a super-villain Taking lots and lots of cash I would have a secret hideout Where I'd build my secret weapons And my wicked plans would hatch You might never see Someone as bad as me I'll make history You might choose to be The one who hides with me Deep beneath the city We could be a team The worst that's ever been We will sneer and grin We'll fight our enemies If you'll agree to be My henchmen If I had some super powers I would do what's right and fair I would always use them justly (Although a big flat-screen TV Would look so nice inside my lair...) You might never see Someone as great as me I'll make history You might choose to be The one who flies with me High above the city We could be a team The best that's ever been We will always win We'll fight our enemies Together we can be Heroes

Awake in a dream Spent my summer awake in a dream Saw a shrink, I was fourteen Jane can't see what I came to be, yeah Past year disappeared Spent all night looking for the time That I washed off, always pay attention to the wrong things, dog Wrong never felt right, so long, long I'mma go ahead and get ahead while I'm gone Make enough money not to stress that I'm broke Dancing on the second floor, elevator coming up slow I don't give a house vote, know I'm getting old How many times do I call 'em psycho? It's a cycle, I know Had a falling out over a vinyl bein' broke You end up wanting something You're a lot of good for nothing The best thing about not having you around I can finally hear myself think out loud And the trees tall, since I always looked down And the people ask me what I'm doing, doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, get on my couch) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, back, back, back hurt, hurt) All up on ya, four in the morning Neighbors like Haven't thought about it We don't talk about it like All up on ya, four in the morning Neighbors like Haven't thought about it We don't talk about it like Who are you proving yourself to? Move into the living room To get away from you Might sleep out by the pool This is not a conversation, no This ain't no debate Out state, 'round the way Talk about it, 'nother day, maybe You end up wanting something You're a lot of good for nothing The best thing about not having you around (not having you around) I can finally hear myself think out loud (thinkin' out loud) And the trees tall, since I always look down (always do) And the people ask me what I'm doing, doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, get on my couch) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, back, back, back hurt, hurt

I was riding on Beverly by myself I was working at Yummy, no daylight, hell You were coming over once a week, wearing my lap You held me while I cried for the first time in a long time Never really good with people or comforting them My mom diagnosed, brother crying in his hands I said, "If she died, who gets to keep my cat?" Don't know why death would affect me like that But it did Least my mom still lives But my cat's gone Where my childhood is Where my innocence lived on a Fifty Street Thirty minutes from where I sleep But I miss my bunk bed And the sunsets And the old friends And the dead ends Even when I didn't have a reason to smile But I still did love songs going like this for ya Nights in your RV I won't remember Rides in your car seat I won't forget Nights in your RV I won't remember Rides in your car seat I won't forget If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood, where are you at If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood Fuck being modest Got me in bed with you More alive than ever Quit eating junk food Same pants all week Got bleach on the side For when you dye my hair green Looks blue, but you tried The times where I thought it was love were just peace A mountain a month between terrible weeks All this bad company But everything I hate is a product of me Can't take back what I've been born with My family gorgeous Flaws and I won't ignore them They're important Keeping these friends until the end 'cause they're important too Sammy got my back, and I got Jack's too But that don't mean everything squeaky clean in between That's really just how much they all mean to me And rest in peace to my cat, Gary, and Aunt Jane Steve, Kitty, Mary, cousin Jason, Rhonda, Richard Ooh Just stay forever Just stay forever Ooh You just stay You just stay the night Nights in your RV I won't remember Ride in your car seat, I won't forget Nights in your RV I won't remember Ride in your car seat, I won't forget If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood, where are you at If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood 5-111-2-111–00 5555-222-1111 55-11-22-0-2-00 1253-3333-555 I remember the fun times we had, like that was my best friend of 20 years And it sucks And I just, there would've been no pain if I had gone back and never met him

Wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands Please don't touch my stuff without asking first Please don't touch my stuff without asking first Please don't touch my stuff without asking first Please don't touch my stuff without asking first And wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands Please don't touch my stuff 'til your hands are dry Please don't touch my stuff 'til your hands are dry Please don't touch my stuff 'til your hands are dry Please don't touch my stuff 'til your hands are dry Dry your hands After you wash your hands But wash your hands After you wash your hands Please don't play my bass without asking first Please don't play my bass without asking first Please don't play my bass without asking first Please don't play my bass without asking first And wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands Wash your hands