Easy Street - Carol Burnett

Satisfaction guaranteed Gettin everything you need? Hand delivered, quite discreet 'Cause you're on Easy Street Any place you want to go We'll call ahead and let them know Get you in through the backdoor But you get a front row seat 'Cause you're on Easy Street All your old friends I know you love 'em so Gonna break your heart But you're gonna have to let them go Your friends up here must be the elite You'll like everyone you meet On Easy Street Life is sweet Accommodations can't be beat On Easy Street Easy Street Here's your seat Watch the world roll by at your feet Don't look down That's it Doesn't matter if you act a little strange Do your worst Don't ever change 'Cause no matter what you do You think anyone up here is ever going to say no To you? Nah That's it Miss B Yes Now you don't know how you got here And how the whole world knows your name Forget about it Relax enjoy yourself Everywhere you go they're glad you came Baby you're on Easy Street Life is sweet Let them worship at your feet On Easy Street

You know I'm tired of being the black cat Of running the showdown in the snake pit So this is our chance to get out of this place So come on, let's run for it to easy street Easy street Where you'll sleep 'til noon (yeah, yeah, yeah) We're running free on easy street We're gonna be there soon Yeah, I'll be the girl who's dripping in jewelry The crowds'll go wild when I sing I won't have to look out on the fire escape The view'll be billboards of me on easy street Easy street Where we all get paid (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Move them feet to easy street When we get there When you get there When you get there on scene

Little girls, little girls Everywhere I turn I can see them Little girls, little girls Night and day I eat, sleep and breathe them I'm an ordinary woman with feelings I'd like a man to nibble on my ear But I'll admit no man has bit So how come I'm the mother of the year? How I hate little shoes, little socks And each little bloomer I'd have cracked years ago If it weren't for my sense of humor Some women are dripping with diamonds Some women are dripping with pearls Lucky me, lucky me Look at what I'm dripping with Little girls Little cheeks, little teeth Everything around me is little If I wring little necks Surely I would get an acquittal Some day I'll step on their freckles Some night I'll straighten their curls Send a flood, send the flu Anything that you can do to little, little, little Little, little, lit-, little Little girls Some day I'll land in the nut house With all the nuts and the squirrels There I'll stay tucked away Till the prohibition of little girls