Earthworm Jim Ow

The boss is acting cautious Blood visions of his coffin Oh look! It's Jim from The Office Now shit's getting raucous Now we're shutting off the faucets Make that bitch run for congress Just to see if they can stop this We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances You can thank me for my service Here's your drink, and there's the furnace The dirt is my purpose Time to dirty up the dirtless OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Stare into the eye of the noble earthworm This singular eye exists in it's rectum Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands Little pet worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it Worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it When I was a child went outside and played All around with a shovel and dug in the ground Look at all the little wormies I found Look at all the little wormies I found Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one This one has the face of a man I wish to hold it in my hand Now let the worm speak Pardon me if my vocabulary seems just a little bit nasty It just so happens that I don't really care And if you got a problem with me or the words that spill out of my mouth Shut the fuck up and hold my beer That's right bitch blame the worm Blame the worm for all that you've learned Pesky little devils keep you up at night Hey, u up? Ha ha ha ha ha When you wish upon a fart... Ha ha ha ha ha I stink so bad that I smell like shite Yes I stink so bad that I smell like shite I do a British accent on this bitch ass mic It's probably safe to say that I'm a little bit nasty A little bit nasty Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm

Guess I'm getting kind of old right Feel it in my poems and these bones during cold nights Now I know what the roads like Most times I guessed the path Hoping that I chose right Most times I was alone like On my own in the dark With a broken light Try to cope with life And pope's who wasn't polite My whole life seem bent Like the spokes on an old bike Livin in a cave Absent of light Learned to grow from the ground up through the dark like stalagmites Sometimes I feel like This path might be a past life We're walking back to a time Where i knew how to act right Saw a garden Thought it needed tending Gave it all my heart and my attention Soon became a meadow That wasn't my intention But if it's willing to grow Don't keep it fenced in It's been a long time coming But I won't let these flowers wilt And I'm so tired of running I wanna lay my head down in this field I wanna plant my feet and just lay still Just lay still just lay still just lay still It's been a long time coming But I won't let these flowers wilt And I'm so tired of running I wanna lay my head down in this field I wanna plant my feet and just lay still Just lay still just lay still just lay still These youngin's give they two cents They don't know the truth yet Seeing about an agent When they still ain't seen the booth yet What about the music What about a new set Ain't even left the coop yet Dude you ain't a shoe step Away from ya mom's cribs You ain't even conscious Still playing with Tonka's Boy you need to calm it down Write a song about The rainclouds in your head before you drown Speak on the flowers in your head kid You need to speak on The flowers in your head kid Speak on the flowers in your head kid You need to speak on The flowers in your head kid Saw a garden Thought it needed tending Gave it all my heart and my attention Soon became a meadow That wasn't my intention But if it's willing to grow Don't keep it fenced in It's been a long time coming But I won't let these flowers wilt And I'm so tired of running I wanna lay my head down in this field I wanna plant my feet and just lay still Just lay still just lay still just lay still It's been a long time coming But I won't let these flowers wilt And I'm so tired of running I wanna lay my head down in this field I wanna plant my feet and just lay still Just lay still just lay still just lay still

My car barely drive these days Card barely swipe these days But my heart feeling light these days Yeah I'm alright these days No I'mma write these days Into a album bout my life these days Plucked a petal Placed in on a pedestal Ooh Other people act petty pretending they credible Stack plenty but they like creativity Track empty of a voice just noise over the latest beats Wait and see they looking for a vacancy Act like the last man Feeling bitter but the taste is sweet I guess that I just let it go Surround myself with meadows that I nurture and let 'em grow Boy my garden looking so clean I just chose to sew seeds That could hold their own against the cold and weeds Thoughts like water to the roots to feed You could help me out yet you choose to sleep A dozen of the roses Call that mosaic Keep your rosé This a bouquet bitch Okay it's The underrated Over-hated Got me overheated Cause my written statements turn into affidavits Seems like everybody tryna stop my shine You ain't ever gonna cop what's mine All I ever wanted was to give thoughts life Step aside youngin' cause you blocking my light