Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I drove out to the canyon grind and dust off from the sand I don't ever fuck with the dust devil He's got the power of an upright in his goddamn hand! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Satan becomes a (?) and wind is as hot as a flame The bodies fly right through the line Or phase mister without pain I grab onto a falling hand or walk into a door But discovered that I was just buying a pound Of turkey at the liquor store Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I drove out to the canyon, man And hit the motherfuckin' road I (I'm not even going to attempt it.) Exactly like the picture told The desert sky before my eyes Had burned into a sea A flaming mass of oil and gas And screams of ecstasy Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Received a letter just the other day Don't seem they wanna know you no more They've laid it down given you their score Within the first two lines it bluntly read You're not to come see us no more Keep away from our door Don't come around here no more What on earth did you do that for? Our aunt she don't wanna know she says What will the neighbours think they'll think We don't that's what they'll think we don't But I will 'cos i know they think I don't Our uncle he don't wanna know He says we are a disgrace To the human race He says how can you show your face When you're a disgrace to the human race They've made a commitment You're an embarrassment Yes an embarrassment A living endorsement The intention that you have booked Was an intention that was overlooked They say stay away Don't want you home today Keep away from our door Don't come round here no more Our dad don't wanna know he says This is serious matter Too late to reconsider No one's gonna wanna know ya Our mum she don't wanna know she says I'm feeling twice as old she says Thought she had her head on her shoulder 'Cos I'm feeling twice as older I'm feeling twice as older You're an embarrassment

I say, oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Down in Trinidad there was a family With much confusion, as you will see A mama, and a papa, and a boy who was grown He wanted to marry and have a wife of his own He found a girl, she suited him nice He went to his father to ask his advice His father said, "Son, I have to say no The girl is your sister, but your mama don't know" Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say, oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Then a week went by and the summer came down Soon the best girl on the island he found He went to his papa to make it a date His papa shook his head and to this he did say "You can't marry that girl, I have to say no 'Cause the girl is your sister, but your mama don't know" Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say, oh, misery It's shame and scandal in the family He went to his mama, he covered his head He told his mum what his father had said His mother, she laughed, she said, "Go man, go Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know" Oh, misery It's shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say, oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say, oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family