Loaded my life weapon with you
Can't hit my target with you in my chamber
The trigger rattles like the teeth on a gator

I placed my bets down on your name
You're like a cooler sitting at my table
The stakes are taller than the tales you laid down

You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a Dud

I'm feeling unbuttoned tonight
Like a saber tooth tiger delight
Like a radioactive child
I'm an undercover Russian spy
I got a tip off from a stone uncovered
I cracked the code on what I just discovered

You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a Dud

Oh baby, baby, you got me on my knees
My heart is hurting and I wanna squeeze
There ain't nobody who can meet my needs
They are duds
Yeah, they are duds

I poured my dreams in a leaky can
Your lies sifted through my open fingers
And the jester grinning was the winner
Now I'm floating like a red eye dove
Above the chaos of the false projections
The skewed and in incomplete digressions

You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
Yeah you're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
You're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
Oh you're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
Yeah you're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
Oh you're a dud, dud, dud, dud, dud
Yeah you're a dud