Drunk I Am An Irukali DJ

The beers are going down easy And my team's playing on the TV That tequila and lime's Got me losing all track of time Been a blurry neon evening And these texts, they ain't like reading I think her fourth missed call Might be a sign So I picked it up, thought I was tough And the first thing I said, was I ain't as think as you drunk I am No, I ain't even a little buzzed I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine Right now, right here I promise baby I'm on my way I swear I already paid my tab Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man I ain't as think as you drunk I am Well, I guess I raised a few Cause Jimmy just got a divorce And Timmy just joined the force And Kimmy, you just bought a horse, right And Jimmy, you got a divorce I ain't as think as you drunk I am No, I ain't even a little buzzed I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine Right now, right here I promise baby I'm on my way I swear I already paid my tab Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man I ain't as think as you drunk I am Alright though, I'm really gonna need a ride home I think she's actually not pissed at me Life is good on the porch Yeah, she wasn't listening So I put her on speakerphone We all said We ain't as drink as, fuck We ain't as think as we drunk we are No, we ain't even a little buzzed We can walk a straight line ten times outta nine Right now, right here I promise lady I'm on my way I think I paid everybody's tab Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man I ain't as think as you drunk I am