Don't Have A Cow - Whitmer Thomas

I know what you're doing and I'll save you the trouble I saw you wink for the waiter to slip me a double If you want some barroom swinger I'm not the one Cause I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun Mama said when I went out in the world drinking ain't the thing for a sweet young girl I didn't listen then but now I'm here to shout That my dear old mama knew what she was talkin' about So if you want another round just order one Cause I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun Don't bother bringing a bottle when you call Cause I like my kisses straight or not at all I wanna be sure I remember everyone And I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun Mama said when I went out... No I don't think a girl's gotta drink to have fun

Well he yelled out from the back row look here preacher man We all know you're new here but you need to understand It don't really scare us when you yell and shake your fist You see we already know that hell exists Its six months short of thirty years when the boss man lays you off No thinking you no pair of shoes no shiny new gold watch Its payments you cant make on a house that you cant sell See a man don't have to die to go to hell No you don't have to die to go to hell So tell us bout them angels and how they fly around and sing Tell us how to get there cause we all want to be Restin in the arms of Jesus no shame or pain or tears There's hell enough to go around down here Its a place out by the airport where the girls dance just for you And all you feel is drunk and broke and lonely when their through Its waking up with nothing but that stale tobacco smell See a man don't have to die to go to hell Nah you don't have to die to go to hell Its every other weekend and Wednesday with your kid And knowing that he'll hate you when he finds out what you did Cause you'd all still be together if you loved his momma well There ain't no end to stories we can tell Yeah a man don't have to die to go to hell So tell us bout them angels how they fly around and sing

Go, go Thomas Go, go Thomas Go, go number one Go, go Thomas! Something good is gonna happen today Oh my-my, hey-hey-hey Use your ears, use your eyes Thomas is in for a big surprise! On the tracks, through the trees Over the hills and by the sea On the way for work and play Really useful everyday Edward, Emily, James, and Toby too Gordon, Henry, Percy coming through! Thomas and friends all know what to do (They're the really useful crew!) Go, go Thomas Thomas number one Go, go Thomas Thomas number one Go, go number one Go, go Thomas! Little by little, day by day Oh my-my, hey-hey-hey All the friends are helpin' out Now we get ready to shout it out! Edward, Emily, James, and Toby too Gordon, Henry, Percy coming through! Thomas and friends all know what to do (They're the really useful crew!) Go, go Thomas (go, go) Thomas number one (yeah, number one) Go, go Thomas (go, go) Thomas number one (yeah, Thomas) Go, go Thomas (turn on the engines) Thomas number one (turn on the engines with your friends) Go, go Thomas (turn on the engines) Thomas number one (turn on the engines with your friends) Go, go Thomas (turn on the engines) Thomas number one (turn on the engines with your friends) (Turn on the engines with your friends) go, go Thomas (Turn on the engines)