Do You Want to Be That Guy - Beenie Man

Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Oh, boredom is so terrible It's like a dread disease Nothing could be worse than When there's nothing on TV I'd rather be a cowboy Than to stare blank at the walls I've been reborn so many times I can't remember them all, and I say Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Huh, do ya? Just like somebody on TV I think I'll be a teddy boy I think I'll be a hunk I think I'll be a tough guy And I think I'll be a punk I might just be a fashion star All dressed in frilly rags Or perhaps I'll cross the other side And walk around in drag Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Huh, do ya? Just like somebody on TV Do you like to be just like a rock In the middle of the sea? Would you rather suffer by yourself In a pool of blissful misery? Do you feel like a saint in artists' clothes With a rosary in your hand? Would you rather be crazy like Van Gogh Like a stranger in a strange, strange land? Would you rather push the buttons And be feared by all humanity? Or perhaps you'd like to be a bum Do you wanna be stupid, just like me? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Huh, do ya? Just like somebody on TV Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be?

When visions blur, you nearly see me Cold and tired, you call my name When your body aches, you need my touch I don't want to be that man I don't want to be that man When the Lord's been good, you don't remember When he don't make sense, you reel me in If being alone is what's intended I don't want to be that man I don't want to be that man So hide me from those eyes so deep Make me deaf to her siren song Take this pain right out of my soul I don't want to be that man I don't want to be that man So purge this poison right from my veins Pluck the envy from my heart Put in hand two bitter reigns I don't want to be that man I don't want to be that man No, I don't want to be that man I don't want to be that man

All I want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook A seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands Aboard the boat, the Sweet Louisa And dropped him in the meadowlands Where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants So he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) He traveled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese businessman On a pleasure ship to France And he don't know why she loves him And he don't know why the sun sets but Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Bang pow pow pow ah And her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman He said, "Get him out of here or I'm going to bite off his face" No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy "Get the fuck out of my house" No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy "This is my house, my house" Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)

You wish you were stronger You'd learn to love to be alone You're always running into the arms of disaster You wish you were smarter You'd sink your hopes with a stone You're always running into the arms of desire If I could change it all I would But I can't Heal the hurt that weighs you down But I can't Make some sense out of this world But I can't We used to dream We'd somehow always Land on our feet Despite all the distance No matter the tension Like cats entwined in heat Maybe I waited far too long Maybe I waded far too deep Maybe I waited far too long Waiting for the nights to right the I wish I was crueler I'd slash the throat of my god 'Cause I'm always running into the arms of disaster I wish I was colder I'd shiv myself in the yard 'Cause I'm always running into the arms of desire If I could change it all I would But I can't Heal the hurt that keeps us bound But I can't Make some sense out of this crazy world But I can't We used to dream We'd somehow always Land on our feet Despite all the distance No matter the tension Like cats entwined in heat We used to dream We'd somehow always Land on our feet Maybe I waited far too long Maybe I waded far too deep Maybe I waited far too long Waiting for the night to right the If I could change it all I would

We a bun bad mind, but we hypocrites can stay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) So we draw our line (Christian dip) And tell Satan scubaay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) Kiss di cross and touch di sky (Christian dip, revival dip) All bad mind ting must stop, we a bun out bad mind (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) We a bun out bad mind (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) A wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi Rebuke dem (Alright) Rebuke dem (Weh yuh seh) Dem nuh like we and we nuh like dem (Alright) Rebuke dem (Alright) Rebuke dem (Everybody) Dem nuh like we and we nuh like dem Trample dem (Alright) Trample dem (Trample dem) We nuh care if a devil send dem (Weh yuh seh?) Trample dem (Alright) Trample dem We nuh care if a devil send dem Everybody God time (God time) God time Mi waan see everybody hold di God line God time, God time, If yuh a Satan please don't join (Don't join) Praise di Lord (Praise di Lord) Praise di Lord (Praise di lord) Praise di man although time hard (Praise di lord) Praise di Lord, praise di Lord Nuh Devil worship a caan come inna we heart We a bun bad mind, but we hypocrites can stay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) So we draw our line (Christian dip) And tell Satan scubaay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) Kiss di cross and touch di sky (Christian dip, revival dip) All bad mind ting must stop, we a bun out bad mind (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) We a bun out bad mind (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) A wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi Any weapon shall rise against we shall fall Brimstone fire weh mi put ova yuh wall Fadda God tell mi fi preach it like Paul Slew Eden like Goliath and Saul (Mi caan believe) Smallas mek mi tree fall (Rain or fall) And ansa God call Mek a joyful night to di Lord And to di Lord mek a joyful noise Heard dat well inna secret place Of di most high shall forever live or dem a die Passion of the Christ dat mek mi start cry (Inna Sean) Weh mi see a Peter denied Judah betray di most high Dats why mi nuh beg fren and frenship mi nuh buy Nuff a dem a miss di well until it run dry Keep it jiggy mi a look to di sky, scubaay We a bun bad mind, but we hypocrites can stay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) So we draw our line (Christian dip) And tell Satan scubaay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) Kiss di cross and touch di sky (Christian dip, revival dip) All bad mind ting must stop, we a bun out bad mind (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) We a bun out bad mind (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) A wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi, wedi Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind Yuh too bad mind, we bun bad mind (Alright, alright, Christian dip) Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind Yuh too bad mind, yeah yuh too bad mind (Christian dip, Christian dip, Christian dip, Christian dip) Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind Yuh too bad mind, so we bun bad mind (Shankle dip, shankle dip, shankle dip, shankle dip) Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind (Inna di spirit, inna di spirit, hallelujah) We a bun bad mind, but we hypocrites can stay (Yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind, yuh too bad mind) So we draw our line (Christian dip) And tell Satan scubaay