Dmv Freestyle - DAVAUGHN

I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V" Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee Call it pointless When I need relief, I spell it "T-H-C" Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy Call it pointless Pointless Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV Call it pointless Pointless I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V" Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee Call it pointless Pointless Pointless

Can you hear it loud and clear the call of Sayyid-ush-Shuhada Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna On the day of Ashura, from that land of Karbala Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Battered and surrounded by the likes of Shimr-o-Hurmala Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Hurt and thirsty, yet his cry reaches everyone near and far Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna There is no Qasim or Akbar, Aun-o-Mohammad, Abdullah There is no Abbas-o-Hur, no Muslim Ibne Ausija Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna We wish we were there to say Labbayka Yabna Rasoolillah We wish we could have responded to your call of Ashura Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Fourteen hundred years it's been, still it feels like yesterday Your "hal min" still resonates in the minds of your Shiah Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna We will be your messengers, we will propagate your name We will spread the light of justice through the power of your flame If we want to be this way, if we wish to say Labbayk We must first begin to see, we must first begin to take Every day as Ashura, every land as Karbala Kullo yaumin Ashura, Kullo arzin Karbala Everyday as Ashura, every land as Karbala Kullo yaumin Ashura, Kullo arzin Karbala Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna Hal min nasir yansuruna, hal min nasir yansuruna

Live Like Ali Die Like Husayn O Come let us learn how to live like Ali, to live like Ali, and to die like Husayn To live as a servant of Allah alone, to struggle for justice until you are slain The gate of the city of knowledge Ali, he learnt from Mohammad n showed how to be He died protecting that knowledge Husayn, so teachings of Prophets would not go in vain O Come let us learn how to live like Ali, to live like Ali, and to die like Husayn When no one would answer the call of nabi, the people would witness the sword of Ali And now like a mountain before tyranny, standing alone is the fearless Husayn O Come let us learn how to live like Ali, to live like Ali, and to die like Husayn He gave his zakat in rukoo of salah, for such is the bounty of mushkil kusha And quenching the thirst of the army of Hur, are sons of Ali and the sons of Husayn O Come let us learn how to live like Ali, to live like Ali, and to die like Husayn So patiently waited the chosen wasi, To keep it united the community With 72 sacrifices and more, O what can we say of the sabr of Husayn O Come let us learn how to live like Ali, to live like Ali, and to die like Husayn We can never be like Husayn o Ali, so this Ya Ilahi is then our plea Grant us the footsteps of Qanbar, Kumayl, of Ibn-e-Muzahir and Jawn of Husayn O Come let us learn how to live like Ali, to live like Ali, and to die like Husayn