Diagonal Waves - One Trick Pony

Pour me, pour me Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey Bartender hit me one more time He left, I cried I'm lost inside, won't ya help me Fill it to the top 'cause I hit rock bottom this time Well I don't want to listen to the old jukebox So don'tcha put no quarters in the slot I don't wanna talk and I don't wanna dance I dang sure ain't lookin' for romance I don't wanna hang out with the crowd I don't wanna party and get real loud Believe me when I tell ya that I've thought this through There's only one thing that I want you to do Pour me, pour me Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey Bartender hit me one more time He left, I cried I'm lost inside, won't ya help me Fill it to the top 'cause I hit rock bottom this time Here's my story, it's sad but it's true There's so many things that I never knew He loved to party and he loved to dance He loved to get loud every time he had the chance I always thought he was a simple-minded Okie Little did I know he was the king of karaoke He was everything that a man should be Problem was that it wasn't with me Pour me, pour me Pour me, pour me another shot of whiskey Bartender hit me one more time He left, I cried I'm lost inside, won't ya help me Fill it to the top 'cause I hit rock bottom this time Fill it to the top 'cause I hit rock bottom this time Fill it to the top 'cause I hit rock bottom this time Pour Me Pour Me Pour Me Pour Me

To me twelve months is a long, long time. Someone suddenly changed their mind, You were sendin' out, Now it's just too late. But I won't lose one night of sleep, Worrying about what was mean't to be. Yeah, 'cause leavin' Is just a reason to celebrate. I'm on a mission, I got a cause. I'm gonna hit every rockin' little honky-tonk bar, An' the way I'm thinkin', It oughta be against the law. Gonna see what kinda trouble I can find, I'm on a head-on collision with a real good time. I'm on a mission, And it's all about forgettin' tonight. Forty-hour week and I'm out the door, Seems like all I've been workin' for, Is that time when I can finallyjust cut loose. I got a few good friends and they're waitin' to go. Just gimme some time to change my clothes. Till Monday mornin', there ain't nothin' I gotta do. I'm on a mission, I got a cause. I'm gonna hit every rockin' little honky-tonk bar, An' the way I'm thinkin', It oughta be against the law. Gonna see what kinda trouble I can find, I'm on a head-on collision with a real good time. I'm on a mission, And it's all about forgettin' tonight, that's right. Ain't worried 'bout a five-day, no sleep, business week, no escape, workin' girl blues. Yeah, I'm a-just doin' what any other modern-day, American woman might do. I'm on a mission, I got a cause. I'm gonna hit every rockin' little honky-tonk bar, An' the way I'm thinkin', It oughta be against the law. Gonna see what kinda trouble I can find, I'm on a head-on collision with a real good time. I'm on a mission, And it's all about forgettin' tonight., that's right.

You say, you're identical to none But you're identical to some Who wants to be a some? Not me I am not a one-trick pony I am not a one-trick pony I really feel no one can own me I really feel nothing can hold me Nobody can control me Nobody can conform me Nobody can disown me Nobody can ignore me So slow down One-trick pony I am not a one-trick pony I am not a one-trick pony For you I will not dance And for you I will not prance And where I was last I'll never be at And after that I've already passed Slow down Get on it girl, get on it girl It's got a price tag on it And hear this sound Get on it girl, get on it girl It's got a price tag on it One-trick pony Yeah, you do it for a price I can see it in your eyes See that role was never mine I don't want to stand in line See how that one-trick story goes If she weren't on top you'd never know Cause a one-tick pony steals the show You're just a pony So back down Get on it girl, get on it girl It's got a price tag on it To the ground Get on it girl, get on it girl It's got a price tag on it And chill out Get on it girl, get on it girl Girl, you better shape up Girl, you better shape up Yeah the ride is so, so, so, so, so fast Yeah, you better shape up Yeah, just keep your chin up No half ass... no half ass One-trick pony Just ride ride ride Just ride ride ride Ride ride ride

It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin, Just what I do when I can't get no lovin Hit it 1... 2... 3... 4 Jesse James was an outlaw man He was always breakin' the law Six guns firing from both his hands Fastest you ever saw Did he do it for the money Or was it for the fame Finally somebody asked him Jesse, why you wanna rob them trains And Jesse said It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin' It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin' I'm the meanest hombre you ever saw 'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all It's just what I do It's just what I do Well Orville Wright Set his sights High up in the air Him and Wilbur worked day and night He didn't seem to care Well the town folk said if you were meant to fly God would have given you wings What makes you want to spend all of your time Building that flying machine And Orville said It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin' It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin' I'm the first fly-boy you ever saw 'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all It's just what I do It's just what I do Ooh yeah Well Picasso painted them pictures There was beauty in every stroke When asked about his motivation He said, I think it's about time you should know It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin' It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin' I'm the workinest painter that you ever saw 'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all It's just what I do It's just what I do Ohhh yeah It's just what I doooooo... It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'

Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin', coon dog in the back Truck bed loaded down with beer and a cold one in my lap Earnhart sticker behind my head and my woman by my side Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin', "Country boy can survive" If you got a problem with that, ha, ha, you can kiss my country ass Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans Smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds Tattoos up and down my arms And deer heads over my bed My Granddaddy fought in World War Two But my Daddy went to Vietnam And I ain't scared to grab my gun And fight for my homeland If you don't love the American flag You can kiss my country ass If you're a down home, backwoods Redneck Hey come on, stand up and raise your glass But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd You can kiss my country ass, aw yeah Aw, yeah Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there That's lookin' down on me 'Cause the country club where I belong Is a Honky Tonk till three in the mornin' Don't wear no fancy clothes, no ties or three piece suits You can find me in my camouflage cap My T-shirt and cowboy boots If that don't fit your social class You can kiss my country ass If you're a down home, backwoods redneck Hey come on, stand up and raise your glass But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd You can kiss my country ass Well, I'm a front-porch sittin', guitar pickin', moonshine Sippin' backer juice spittin' country boy from the woods And I love fried chicken and blue gill fishin' And outlaw women and I wouldn't change if I could, no I ain't tryin' to start no fight but I'll finish one every time So you just mind your own damn business Stay the hell outta mine, if you got a problem with that You can kiss my country ass I said, "If you got a problem with any of that You can kiss my natural born, Redneck to the bone Ever lovin' country ass, that's right

He's a one trick pony One trick is all that horse can do He does one trick only It's the principal source of his revenue And when he steps into the spotlight You can feel the heat of his heart Come rising through See how he dances See how he loops from side to side See how he prances The way his hooves just seem to glide He's just a one trick pony (that's all he is) But he turns that trick with pride He makes it look so easy He looks so clean He moves like God's Immaculate machine He makes me think about All of these extra movements I make And all of this herky-jerky motion And the bag of tricks it takes To get me through my working day One-trick pony He's a one trick pony He either fails or he succeeds He gives his testimony Then he relaxes in the weeds He's got one trick to last a lifetime But that's all a pony needs (That's all he needs) He looks so easy He looks so clean He moves like God's Immaculate machine He makes me think about All of these extra movements I make And all of this herky-jerky motion And the bag of tricks it takes To get me through my working day One-trick pony, one trick pony One-trick pony, one trick pony One-trick pony (take me for a ride) One trick pony