If it wasn't for Wayne, it wouldn't be
You tatted your face
Bugatti, new boo
You screamed, "Suu whoop"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You bought a Bugatti (so you can flex)
Most of the bad bi- your ex
Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo, new subject
New paper, new class, new school
New buddies, new haters, new a-
New boobs, much later, too soon, too bad, too cool
Too hot, too lit, too high to move
Two eyes to view but too blind to bloom
Who lied to you? Two middle fingers, that's up high to whom it may consume
Kaboom, goddamn, who knew that I am the guru with voodoo
That sued you to high hell
With shooters that shoot through the iron, man
And see through the con man and now he a dyin' man
I turned a goddamn into a God's Plan, go over the diagram
And get to the job, man
Watch for the spy cam, sit back and watch
And do not watch your watch hand, give me some time, man
I am the bomb, man, I am gon' swim 'til I cone out on dry land
Or on the fryin' pan
No, we did not land on Plymouth Rock
But it landed on our land, now I'm just buyin' land
Back to the block where they got more rock fans
Than a f- rock band under a rock, man
We need Barack, man, I do what I can to keep it solid as a
You know what I'm sayin'
With some rock playin'
You tatted your face and changed the culture (you changed)
You screamed, "Suu whoop" and them gangsters loved you (yeah, yeah)
You, you bought a Bugatti so you could flex (so you could flex)
And most of the bad bi- your ex
I started this sh-, you just a part of this sh-
I'm the heart of this and the heart doesn't skip
Take the heart of your bi-, 'cause like Bart, you a simp
And your water don't drip so your garden ain't
You just countin' the money, I'm drowin' in money
Like, "Where the f- is the lifeguard in this bi-?"
I go Mars in this bi-, watch me orbit and sh-
For the art of this sh-, Andy Warhol and sh-
Go retarded as sh-, you go sweet, tangy
I go tart on this sh-, I'ma barf on this sh-
I'm a martian and, you an orphan, lil' bi-
If I taught you some, that's like Harvard, lil' bi-
You ain't talkin' 'bout sh- but you softer than sh-
Walk it like you talk it, now you walkin' in sh-
I go Marvel movie on some marvelous sh-
In the spotlight too long, should be darker than this
This is Tha Carter, lil' bi-
You tatted your face and changed the culture (you changed)
You screamed, "Suu whoop" and them gangsters loved you (yeah, yeah)
You, you bought a Bugatti so you could flex (so you could flex)
And most of the bad bit- your ex
I started this sh-, they borrowed this sh-
I thought of this sh-, they thought it was it
I'm doggin' this sh-, they bark and they sit
Put a f- in that sh-, which drawer to look in?
I brought in this sh-, the starters get benched
The orders get send, then targets get hit
Billion dollar smile, I sell myself short if I grin, I'm bargainin' then
Apartments and sh-, I could park in this sh-
In the foreign car that I could talk to and sh-
With a cultural bi- I can talk to and sh-
'Bout the culture and sh-, how I altered this
Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo, tattoos, suu whoop
Bugatti, new boo (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo, all of that sh-
Just Tha Carter, lil' bi-
You changed, suu whoop (you tatted your face)
Bugatti, new boo (so you can tatt)
Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo (you screamed, "Suu whoop")
Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo
Tunechi
(If it wasn't for Wayne, it wouldn't be)
They might think they've got a pretty good jump shot
Or a pretty good flow
But our kids can't all aspire to be LeBron or Lil Wayne
