A wannabe gangster A wannabe gangster I am a wannabe You'd better be careful around me I come from far away Where Mustang dreams are made And we are fashioned in the image of the Dons Who have come before us We all kiss the rings of sand Like our fathers told us, 'cause I'm a A wannabe gangster Better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangster You better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangster You better go back to Commack Better go back to far away A wannabe gangster A wannabe gangster Like a lemon pie à la mode My nine is easy to load All hail Jericho Turnpike Tech, that's where I go To learn the things about the universe I'll need So I can build a stampede Because I'm all up in your face again I'm all up in your face, 'cause I'm a A wannabe gangster Better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangster You better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangster You better go back to Commack Better go back to far away A wannabe gangster Victim of the chromosome prankster, I thanks ya I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy Got Jimmy hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger-happy Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit-wit? Got Cheese Wiz or not? Then I might have to blow up ya mail box, biatch Or toilet paper ya front yard Show the cops my Suburbs Card They gotta let me go 'cause they know that I'm hard It's the deal, it's for real Ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya 'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster I'm a wannabe gangster Better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangster You better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangster You better go back to Commack Better go back to far Better go back to far away A wannabe gangster A wannabe gangster Gangster!