Dance of the Dumfrieshire Dwarves - Jeff Victor

They curcumcise They tell you lies And they cut you Ya they take you Ya they hate you if you ever wonder why, why We don't need no re-education School's out, drop out time for vacation I'm getting an A in anatome It doesn't matter the past is history I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I wanna fuck eat and fuck you up I've been in love but that ain't enough I wanna fuck eat and fuck you up Ya they take you, separate you And they rape you if you ever wonder why, why We don't need no re-education Flash that violence, regeneration Let loose in the land of the lilly white The giant appetite, we're eating good tonite I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I wanna fuck eat and fuck you up I've been in love but that ain't enough I wanna fuck eat and fuck you up This life is simple It ain't complex We masticate then we fight in sex It all comes down to just those three That's enough for us that's enough for me That's enough for me (times 8) That's enough I wanna fuck I wanna fuck I need a line but the needle's stuck Ya I got no love for those who suck I wanna fuck eat and fuck you up I wanna fuck I wanna fuck

One mug filled with mead till the morning Too much for an elf Two more mugs full of mead till the morning Add more from the shelf There's three mugs filled with mead till the morning Long since I was born Four more mugs full of mead till the morning Worthy of a dwarf Nobody is welcome in a tavern full of drunken dwarves No respect for humans, dragons, trolls, or pointy ears If you want to die, stay as long as you're alive We'll bring chaos to the tavern till the dawn has come Nobody is welcome in a tavern full of drunken dwarves No respect for humans, dragons, trolls, and pointy ears If you want to run, do it faster than my axe Don't you dare mess with a hall full of drunken dwarves May you hear us sing along, from the forest To the tavern's hall, until we fall Alchemy and magic forge the night into a hearth of stone In the tavern's hall, until we fall With five mugs full of mead till the morning Someone starts to crawl Six more mugs full of mead till the morning Everybody falls Seven mugs full of mead till the morning Right or even wrong With eight more mugs of mead till the morning We will start the brawl May you hear us sing along, from the forest To the tavern's hall, until we fall Our blood is boiling fast Like mead poured on the table In the tavern's hall, until we fall Nobody is welcome in a tavern full of drunken dwarves No respect for humans, dragons, trolls, or pointy ears If you want to die, stay as long as you're alive We'll bring chaos to the tavern till the dawn has come Nobody is welcome in a tavern full of drunken dwarves No respect for humans, dragons, trolls, and pointy ears If you want to run, do it faster than my axe Don't you dare mess with a hall full of drunken dwarves