Cupid's Chokehold (Featuring Patrick Stump) - Gym Class Heroes

In the darkest night (Huh) I make the bad guys fall (Huh) There's a million heros (Huh) But I'm the best of them all (Yeah) Who has the coolest gadgets? (Batman) Who has the tricked out ride? (Batman) Who does the sickest backflips? (Batman) (Na-na-na-na-na) Batman, yeah Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Dun-dun-da-da-da-da-da (Batman) You thing my muscles are big (Dang) You haven't seen my brain (Huh) Ladies, its okay if you stare (Why?) (Because I'm a billionaire) And this is me playing guitar also I get the last laugh I get the final grin Throw you into the asylum With Harley Quinn Turned two face Into black and blue faced I 100% am not Bruce Wayne Yeah Who's the manliest man? (Batman) With buns of steel? (Batman) Who could choke hold a bear? (Batman) Who never skips leg day? (Batman) Who always pays their taxes? (Not Batman) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Batman) Batman, Batman Batman (Na-na-na-na-na) Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Dun-dun-da-da-da-da-da (Batman) Who has the coolest gadgets? (Batman) Who has the tricked out ride? (Batman) Who does the sickest backflips? (Batman) (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na) Who's the manliest man? (Batman) With buns of steel? (Batman) Who could choke hold a bear? (Batman) (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na) Who never skips leg day? (Batman) Who always pays their taxes? (Not Batman) (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na) Yeaaaaaah Hey, hey Hey, hey (Batman, yeah) Hey, hey Dun-dun-da-da-da-da-da (Batman)

What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl it's your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show Yo, She said she was a magazine editor named Janine Backstage in high heels and painted on jeans Probably had the most devious eyes I'd ever seen Told me she was twenty-two she was only seventeen She had sumthin' to hide she snuck in from outside And got everybody gassed like the car I drive With all that grown lady ass and my far out vibe She said she came to see them roots boys fallout live But listen, What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl its your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show You see them girls look good but they brains not ready I talked to a woman, her mind is more steady Probably something in the way they're designed that's more steady I just let you recite cause the line was so heavy But I shoulda known better cause now I feel like America's underbelly R. Kelly gutter smut peddlers, internet predators, chat-room irregulars This not my twist you trying to send me to the therapist, miss What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl it's your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show Now she told me cheddar cheese grits Two tomato fried fish Cause she heard its my dish Tryna be my sidekick All the people all around thinking she was my chick Saying demn the girl thick But she aint no twenty-six Looking at me like I'm up to sumthin' on the funny tip Like I ever really been the one to try the honey drip Its your birthday so let me know the gift you wanna get In fact blow out the candles on the cake and make a wish for me They can't really seem to look away So they tried asking her to stay Fake I.D. you won't get turned away You look lovely tonight Now you are old enough to buy a gun So many better ways of having fun Right now I can only think of one You look lovely tonight. What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl its your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show

Staring at the ceiling in the dark Sheets are in a knot The heart is like rock, hey Pictures flashing by inside my head I'm hanging by a thread But I'd do it all again I keep running away running away running away from you But I can't stand breaking the chains Breaking the chains breaking the chains It's too good, 'cause I know the second you go Bring it on back bring it on back bring it on back to me And you know I want your chokehold Wantcha to bring it on back bring it on back bring it on back to me Bring it on back to me Bring it on back to me All without your touch i suffocate I could asphyxiate But I kinda like the pain, yeah Baby I can smell you on my clothes I try to stay composed But I feel the fever grow whoa-o oh! I keep running away running away running away from you But I can't stand breaking the chains Breaking the chains breaking the chains Oh cause I know the second you go Wantcha to bring it on back bring it on back bring it on back to me And you know I want your chokehold Wantcha to bring it on back bring it on back bring it on back to me Bring it on back to me Bring it on back to me Oh oh oh Hey hey Oh oh I want your chokehold Oh oh hey hey Now I'm bring you baby back to me Cause I know the second you go And you know I want your chokehold Gotta bring it on back bring it on back bring it on back to me Bring it on back to me Bring it on back to me Oh oh you gotta bring it right back

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (Let 'em keep talking) I'm always late for lunch Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of Every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary, baby) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate With hit pass perfection, dodgin' teachers down To give my late ass detention Hardly a heartthrob but I made due Using those same circle 'Yes or No' Notes I used in grade school Folded love letters with a tab that read 'Pull here' Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus And the type of fantasies you kind of feel guilty for having But who hasn't? The only difference Beside the age was the fact I acted on it And who wouldn't? A schoolboy crush, met mature woman lust And they hit it off so well And I could tell the day she asked me To stay after class that it was all bad But I just bit my lip and acted all mad The bell rang, class dismissed The door shut and her skirt went up that's a fact And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (Let 'em keep talking) I'm always late for lunch Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of Every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary, baby) We gave a brand new meaning To after-school special The second that our lips touched She kissed my ribs And counted each one out loud I tried my hardest not to giggle But I couldn't 'cuz it tickled so much She pulled my pants to half-mast I said, "Hurry Miss Sin You gonna make me late for math class" The way she praised my balls was vicious Now that's what I love to call sacrilegious One time became twenty times, before we knew it We stopped caring about where we would do it From the classroom to the bathroom And when all the students was gone We'd even do it in the staff room From F's to A's in less than 3 days Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades Made the third floor shake without breakin' a sweat Goddamn, it felt good to be the teacher's pet And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (Let 'em keep talking) I'm always late for lunch Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of Every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary, baby) Ah, goodness, gracious, accusations Started flyin' through the building Cruel as school children This isn't how it was supposed to be Reminiscing don't stand so close to me And if it's mostly my fault For letting this shit happen But I couldn't resist A little adolescent bragging I mean, after all I was only 15 And she was showing me things My virgin eyes had never seen, now Never forget the little meeting she called But when she saw my reaction It made her appalled So basically what you're sayin' is If I don't keep tappin' that ass Then you ain't gonna let me pass? Some punishment lady And as I turned towards the door I looked back she had her clothes on the floor Needless to say I passed with flying colors But my teacher was my best friends mother, damn And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (Let 'em keep talking) I'm always late for lunch Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of Every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary, baby) And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (Let 'em keep talking) I'm always late for lunch Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of Every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary, baby) And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (Let 'em keep talking) I'm always late for lunch Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of Every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary, baby)