Culdesac (feat. Rocco) - Tony Rent

Hi, this is Rachel from the leasing office and we've noticed There's been a lot of noise coming from unit 301 Lot of partying, a lot of mess And you haven't paid your rent yet Can someone please give us a call back? 'Cause at this point I think you guys need to leave Dear landlord, girl, I think you must be bored Saw your notice on my door But I tossed it on the floor See, Ms. COVID came and shut us down So like, it's our time to party now So ma'am, I'm saying this as nice as I can Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) I just got fired so you ain't getting a cent (fuck the rent) And that stimulus check they sent already spent (fuck the rent) Oh girl, I said what I said and that's what I meant (that's what I meant) Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) 'Cause I'm staying, I'm staying I'm staying here, but honey I'm not paying, not paying You ain't getting my money What I'm saying, I'm saying I'll say it again: Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Hi, it's Rachel again We just got a call from a neighbor Complaining about excessive barking Which is odd, because you're in our no pets wing I took the liberty of watching your Insta stories And I know that you're quarantining here so Call me back or I'm calling the cops I've got two cats, a dog, a ferret But no pet deposit I've been a rebel since the devil Strutted out of the closet So bend over, I'll show you where To put your noise complaints And if you think you're gonna evict us Let me tell you, you ain't Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) They just furloughed me, so you ain't getting a cent (fuck the rent) And that stimulus check they sent already spent (fuck the rent) Oh girl, I said what I said and that's what I meant (that's what I meant) Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) 'Cause I'm staying, I'm staying I'm staying, that's my answer I'm not paying, not paying But I do pay my dancers I'm just saying, just saying I'll say it again: Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Fuck the rent Fuck the rent Fuck the rent Fuck the rent Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Call another tenant's phone if you need to vent (fuck the rent) You're embarrassing yourself, can't you take a hint? (fuck the rent) 'Cause I said what I said and that's what I meant (that's what I meant) Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) 'Cause I'm staying, I'm staying I'm staying here but honey I'm not paying, not paying You ain't getting my money What I'm saying, I'm saying I'll say it again: Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Fuck the rent (fuck the rent) Hi, it's Rachel again And I just wanted you guys to know That I quit that job I hate that fucking place So if you guys wanna party Let a bitch know Also, you looking for a roommate?

What'd you forget? Got a light? I know you, you're- You're shivering It's nothing, they turned off my heat And I'm just a little weak on my feet Would you light my candle? What are you staring at? Nothing Your hair in the moonlight You look familiar Can you make it? Just haven't eaten much today At least the room stopped spinning, anyway What? Nothing Your smile reminded me of- I always remind people of Who is she? She died Her name was April It's out again Sorry 'bout your friend Would you light my candle? Well Yeah? Ow! Oh, the wax It's- Dripping! I like it between my- Fingers! I figured Oh, well Goodnight It blew out again? No, I think that I dropped my stash I know I've seen you out and about When I used to go out Your candle's out I'm illin' I had it when I walked in the door It was pure Is it on the floor? The floor? They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street Is it true? What? You're staring again Oh, no I mean, you do have a nice- I mean- You look familiar Like your dead girlfriend? Only when you smile, but I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club? That's where I work, I dance Yes! They used to tie you up It's a living I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs We could light the candle Oh, won't you light the candle? Why don't you forget that stuff? You look like you're sixteen I'm nineteen But I'm old for my age I'm just born to be bad I once was born to be bad I used to shiver like that I have no heat, I told you I used to sweat I got a cold Uh-huh I used to be a junkie But now and then I like to Uh huh Feel good Oh, here! What's that? Oh, it's a candy bar wrapper We could light the candle Oh, what'd you do with my candle? That was my last match Our eyes'll adjust, thank God for the moon Maybe it's not the moon at all I hear Spike Lee's shooting down the street Bah humbug Bah humbug Cold hands Yours too Big Like my father's Do you wanna dance? With you? No With my father I'm Roger They call me They call me Mimi

Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas day Who's charity is only matched by talent, I must say A new member of the Alphabet city Avant Garde Angel DuMott Shounard Today for you, tomorrow for me! Today for you, tomorrow for me And you should hear her beat You earned this on the street? It was my lucky day today on Avenue A When a lady in a limousine drove my way She said "Darling, be a dear, haven't slept in a year I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear This Akita, Evita, just won't shut up! I believe if you play nonstop That pup will breathe its very last High strung breath I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death" Today for you, tomorrow for me Today for you, tomorrow for me We agreed on a fee A thousand dollar guarantee, tax free And a bonus, if I trim her tree Now who could fortell that it would go so well? But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell After an hour, Evita in all her glory On the window ledge of that twenty-third storey Like Thelma and Louise did when they got the blues Swan-dove into the courtyard of the Gracy Mews Today for you, tomorrow for me Today for you, tomorrow for me Back on the street where I met my sweet Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome Then I dressed his wounds And got him back on his feet Sing it! Today for you, tomorrow for me Today for you, tomorrow for me I said today for you, tomorrow for me Today for you, tomorrow For me!

I know it ain't nice But I feel it again I hear that song On the speakers again But it's all up there My imagination is as tall as yours I keep a checklist of offenses, ooh I stay awake to put up fences If you wanna live in my head, you gotta pay the expenses And honey, you can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is Honey, you can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is I fantasize when I close my eyes Explosions in the sky Lovey in my mind But I think I know it's all a waste of time I keep a checklist of offenses, ooh I stay awake to put up fences If you wanna live in my head, you gotta pay the expenses And honey, you can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is Sometimes I'm a floating head, no body Just drifting over my bed, no body Sometimes I'm a floating head, no body Just drifting over my bed, no body But it's all there And my imagination is as tall as yours I keep a checklist of offenses, ooh I stay awake to put up fences If you wanna live in my head, you gotta pay the expenses And honey, you can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is Honey, you can't afford what the rent is You can't afford what the rent is