I sure could use an "attaboy" or a big old high five I'd love to hear, "You're killing it, dude", yeah, it's been a long time Since I hit one out of the park or nailed it, as they say I guess I've been in a dry spell, but that's about to change 'Cause every week has a weekend By this time Friday night I'll be done with my third can Of cold Bud Light And I'll be crushin' it Yeah, I'll be crushin' it They say you're a big man 'cause you told her that you'd hang some pictures for her You know, the ones she framed late last spring of you and her in Florida You're up on the ladder when it shatters into smithereens She shakes her head and looks at you and says, "Ain't you good for anything?" And you say Every week has a weekend By this time Friday night You want a margarita I'll get tequila and ice And I'll be crushin' it With a cold one in my other hand (I'll be crushin' it) When I'm finished with my can I can stomp it with my boot Crunch it with my fist Smash it on my forehead, yeah, I got this I'll be crushin' it Oh, I'll be crushin' it, oh-oh I figured this out in college, walking past them gothic columns That I was gonna probably wind up somewhere, mm, near the bottom I was never gonna be the best and brightest guy around But like the great George freakin' Straight, I'm a king of getting unwound And every week has a weekend By this time Friday night I'll be done with my third can Of cold Bud Light And I'll be crushin' it (every week has a weekend) Yeah, I'll be crushin' it (this time Friday night) Oh, I'll be crushin' it (I'll be done with my third can) Oh, I'll be crushin' it (of cold Bud Light) And I'll be crushin' it (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) I'll be crushin' it (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Oh owe Baby love I think the texture of your skin Will complement the leather When your stretching out upon my plush upholstery Think my tone of voice would complement your ear When I tell you to come here And I hold you closely Spirulina for the girls when dem feelin' thirsty In cah sweet when my bitter life thirsty Lovin' she ah did me when she reimbursed me In a likkle dish she walk fi an' I thirsty Of course you see money's the local god of mercy Spell remedy are newer dan Thursday Several time a day like we ah 'pon a nursery Every other day is like a anniversary All you bodies say that weh me nah go liturgy To give you all my love an' all of my energy Nay, but I know any and everbody deserve me I begun the journey So when you're ready My love won't let you down And if you come by me I'll be at your service And so ride with me, until the wheels run off So I can be all that you're dreaming of Quit playing hard to get girl It's me that you won't forget girl It's too hard to find the next girl I don't pump on either pet girl Ayo Baby love me, love you, but nobody nah fi post me Sorry baby, didn't move the DJ costly Your body boastin' Your spirit is a blessin' I'm so black you chose me So listen closely Oh man yo lovin' goodness it ain't never had feelin' Struttin' with your wives A fact he pop 'pon skill Mi blood stab rush me So I'm tougher dan nail One touch An' she blush, me make our land free Bigger bragamuffin, yeah the girl I'm a firm wheel An' a rudeboy when they run dem skirt tail No deviation to the plan I curtail My cinema down, an' now dive in her meal Hell I'm gonna get this time, we 're inna her's crib We no shoot an' miss any Oh man we first grade You start a screenplay then after replay Oh man yeah somethin' good me nah fi wear my blue suede Hail an' power to us, the big ships set sail Oh man I feel we up like playin' a binary Breil Loving is a mission of precision and detail Steer 'pon track that I shannot derail So when you're ready My love won't let you down And if you come by me I'll be at your service And so ride with me, until the wheels run off So I can be all that you're dreaming of Quit playing hard to get girl It's me that you won't forget girl It's too hard to find the next girl I don't pump on either pet girl Me rough like sandpaper texture Bend up your face and vex girl Soon I might find a next girl But for now you got my attention So when you're ready My love won't let you down And if you come by me I'll be at your service And so ride with me, until the wheels run off So I can be all that you're dreaming of So when you're ready My love won't let you down And if you come by me I'll be at your service And so ride with me, until the wheels run off So I can be all that you're dreaming of Quit playing hard to get girl It's me that you won't forget girl It's too hard to find the next girl I don't pump on either pet girl