Take it from me, I don't know what's best for us Come take my hand and let's run through the forest 'Cause I don't care, I don't care if we get lost No star on the map that could throw us off course Come let's get crazy, let's wander like Taurus 'Cause I don't care, I don't care if we get lost So darlin' won't you walk this winding road with me? I swear, to God I'll do my best, and time will tell We'll pass the test But we'll cross that bridge, when it comes And what we've got, we better not waste it Like it or not, we might not make it We'll cross that bridge, when it comes Yes, we'll cross that bridge, when it comes We'll cross that bridge, when it comes We'll do our best to stay out of the wasteland I promise that they'll be some cracks in our pavement But you and me (you and me) We still might get lost (we might get lost) Oh, but darlin' won't you walk this winding road with me? I swear, to God I'll do my best, and time will tell We'll pass the test But we'll cross that bridge, when it comes And what we've got, we better not waste it Like it or not, we might not make it We'll cross that bridge, when it comes Yes, we'll cross that bridge, when it comes We'll cross that bridge, when it comes But darlin' won't you walk this winding road with me? Yeah! I swear, to God I'll do my best, and time will tell We'll pass the test But we'll cross that bridge, when it comes And what we've got, we better not waste it Like it or not, we might not make it We'll cross that bridge, when it comes Yes, we'll cross that bridge, when it comes

Hands on the wheel All is straight ahead Left behind Second guessing all that I once said I once said, ohhh I once said, ohhh My spirit is bent and there's blood on my hands The more I'm down, the less I understand Once so found, now so lost I ask no questions, it's just one more bridge to cross All is black and white Wouldn't change even if I could I'll take what I'm handed Whether it's damned or if it's good If it's good, ohhh If it's good, ohhh My spirit is bent and there's blood on my hands The more I'm down, the less I understand Once so found, now so lost I ask no questions, it's just one more bridge to cross My spirit is bent and there's blood on my hands The more I'm down, the less I understand Once so found, now so lost I ask no questions, it's just one more bridge to cross I ask no questions, it's just one more bridge to cross I ask no questions, it's just one more bridge to cross

I've got two lovers in my life now A true love and one that's brand new I'm not really sure that I know how To love one and tell one we're through I can't sleep at night, I toss and I turn I keep losing sight of the lessons I've learned I'm standing at the crossroads with just one concern Which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn? I knew this was wrong, I didn't listen 'Cause a heart only knows what feels right Oh, I need to reach a decision And get on with the rest of my life I can't sleep at night, I toss and I turn I keep losing sight of the lessons I've learned I'm standing at the crossroads with just one concern Which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn? I can't sleep at night, I toss and I turn I keep losing sight of the lessons I've learned I'm standing at the crossroads with just one concern Which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn? Ooh-ooh, which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn?

Welcome to our little town Where friends are all you'll meet And you will never see a frown Hey, everyone! Hey there, Pete We bet you're probably wonderin' what we call The most beautiful, wonderful, magical place of all Schmigadoon Where the sun shines bright from July to June And the air's as sweet as a macaroon Schmigadoon Schmigadoon Where it's warm and safe as a new cocoon And our hearts all glow like a harvest moon Schmigadoon Schmigadoon Where the men are men and the cows are cows And the farmers smile as they push their plows And the trees are tall and we call it Schmigadoon! Our schoolmarm is Emma Tate She helps our kids to punctuate Still unmarried at 28 In Schmigadoon Farmer McDonough craved a son But he had daughters, every one Touch 'em and you'll answer to my gun In Schmigadoon Larry Bean puts out our fires Helen Pritt conducts the choirs Doc is here to cure what ails And I am here in case he fails He is here in case he fails Henry Brown brings our ice Madam Vina gives advice In that shack is Buford Riggs I do unspeakable things to pigs He does unspeakable things to pigs Pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs As mayor of Schmigadoon I feel that I must stress Our motto is "We always strive for peace and happiness" Our motto is "We always strive for peace and happiness" But... If Schmigadoon is to endure It must be kept pristine and pure This land on which our fathers trod Must ever obey the laws of God Everybody! Schmigadoon Where the church bells ring every day at noon And the Wells Fargo wagon brought my new harpoon Schmigadoon Where a man can dream dreams so big and wide And a gal can be there right by his side And there's hope for all whether great or small There's no folderol, bring your parasol And we call it Schmiga Schmiga, Schmiga Schmiga, Schmiga S-C-H-M-I-G-A-D-O-O-oh Schmigadoon!

"Oh, no" "N-n-n-no" "Please, no song" "I'll do anything" "Guys, we're actually in the middle of something" You can't plow a field without hitting some stones Every steak's bound to have some fat You can't eat a fish without getting some bones And you can't have love without having a lovers' spat "Would you leave us alone for just a minute?" "Seriously, please?" First she says something bound to get his gander Then he says something mean to get her back Then she complains that he don't understand her And then he gives her a smack "No!" "Oh no, that's not okay" "Unless it's consensual" It's just a love, love, lovers' spat Just 'cause you're feudin' don't mean that you're concludin' It's as plain, plain, plain as that It's only a lovers' spat First he says: "Yeah, I'm not, I'm not doing this" Then she says: "Oh, what a surprise" "You don't want to talk about it" Then he says: "Uhm, what is that supposed to mean?" Then she says: "It's not supposed to mean anything" "I said what I meant" Then he says: "I can't do this with all these people around" Then she says: "Oh, you can't do this, period" Every gal and feller are bound to have a yeller "We have to get out of here" "Yeah, yeah..." Eve and Adam frolicked in the garden Living there was such a sweet delight Till Adam, he said, "Madam, beg your pardon?" "But my apple's missing a bite" They had a love, love, lovers' spat Just 'cause you're wranglin' don't that you're untanglin' It's as plain, plain, plain as that It's only a lovers' spat First she says: "So what's the plan, Josh?" "Look for someone new?" Then he says: "I'm not having a discussion that's part of a musical number" Then she says: "Why won't you just answer the question?" Then he says: "Fine! Yes!" "If it's a way to get out of here" Then she says: "I knew it" "I knew it!" Then he says: "AAAAARGH!" It's just a lovers' spat Just 'cause you bicker don't mean that you'll end quicker It's as plain, plain, plain as that It's only a lovers' spat When he puts her on the spot and she spits out of spite They're a kettle and a pot both convinced they're right And they think it's all for naught then they kiss good night "It's over" "Mel—" "No! I mean it" "We're officially broken up now" "You're free to find true love with whoever you want" "'Cause this is it" "The end" "And you suck" "And I hate you" "And I hope you die" "Mel" "Stop saying Mel" "You sound like a freaking idiot" That's how you end a lovers' How you end a lovers' Spat

Corn puddin' Corn puddin' Corn puddin', corn puddin', corn puddin', corn puddin' My gal loves corn puddin' She eats it constantly Sometimes I get to wondering Does she love it more than me? Does she love it more than me? My guy loves corn puddin' I've got the recipe So if he wants my puddin' He'll have to marry me Oh, he'll have to marry me You put the corn in the puddin' And the puddin' in the bowl You put the bowl in your belly 'Cause it's good for the soul You put the corn in the puddin' And the puddin' in the bowl You put the bowl in your belly 'Cause it's good for the soul Who wants corn puddin'? We want corn puddin'! Who wants corn puddin'? We want corn puddin'! "I think they want us to take a verse" "I'm not singing and you're not singing" "Come on, could be fun" "No... Do not" Never had corn puddin' "Why?" And it may be a waste But if you've got some extry "Extry..." I sure would like a taste Oh, she sure would like a taste Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn... Puddin'! Yum!